How We Make The Playoffs

[mooby]

Originally Posted by LMsexyAO

I say we draft Bobby Knight as a vice-president-associate-co-defensive coordinator and have him kick our team's ass into shape!

What about that guy from Mail Call on the history channel? He has a real gruff, army sounding voice and he's been in the military a hella long time. He could whip this bunch of sissies we have on our team into shape. I say we hire him as our strength coach and Chuck Norris as our defensive coordinator/associate head coach-defense, and Chuck could just teach all our guys how to roundhouse kick all our opponents into submission.