F... recurring dreams

[djnemo65]

I have two recurring dreams. The first involves football. Somehow I end up getting put into a big game, either for the Skins or Penn State, at QB no less. The problem is, I can't throw the ball. I can't even grip it. I try to throw it and it goes like 3 yards. After the first throw people are like okay, it slipped but it keeps happening, and the fans start booing. Finally someone is open deep and I heave it as hard as I can and it just flutters out of bounds (please resist the urge to insert a Mark Brunell joke here). I seriously have this dream all the time. A variation of it involves me leading the US open on Sunday, having somehow played amazing. But then I find myself on the first tee in front of the crowd with my real life golf game. So I tee off and it slices out bounds. The next ball I top and it goes like 30 feet. And the worst part is, I have to sit there and hack through the toughest test in golf.

The other dream I repeatedly have involves me being back in University and screwing up my g.p.a. by failing some class. The class changes, the details change, but I goof off and end up blowing the whole thing.