Did Your Madden Come With This Bonus?

[724Skinsfan]

That kid is a pure genius. By slipping one of his old, multi-viewed porn DVD's into his Madden case and then telling Mom and Dad about the "icky, gross stuff", he has bypassed all future surveillance operations employed by them. Mom and Dad are proud of their "little angel" and are convinced that he does need further parental monitoring and leave him alone. He'll be the largest porn DVD distributor across the Internet in about a year.