Michael Vick vs. Old Habits

[htownskinfan]

Originally Posted by Redskins

Have we forgotten about the fact that one of his ex-girlfriend’s allegedly posted a picture on her MYSPACE page of him holding a joint? But he didn’t smoke marijuana at VA Tech, right? He was a solid citizen all through college, right? He definitely never looked glossy-eyed and incoherent to me.

How about the ole "Ron Mexico" fiasco? Yes, the same Ron Mexico who was slapped with a lawsuit for negligence and battery in April 2005 after a woman allegedly claimed he had sexual relations with her and gave her herpes. To hide his identity, quick thinking Vick used the secret name “Ron Mexico” to mislead the woman. Unfortunately for pea-brained Vick, he was wearing his Falcons jersey and signing autographs at the time. Later, the man who lived under powerlines and grew up on a steady diet of paint chips and paint huffing then felt bold enough to speak out against his brother for having sexual relations with a minor and his antics with drugs.

Of course, as already mentioned, he snubbed his head coach, flipped the bird to his fans, and continues to act as if his bowel movements are actually solid gold diamond encrusted trophies to be sold for top dollar at the NFL store.

Oh yeah, and he’s a helluva “passer”.

I recommend him for citizen of the year.

thats hilar:cheeky-sm ious