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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Ellicott City, MD
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Re: Alan Branch versus Gaines Adams and Jamaal Anderson
He needs to make sweet, sweet love to the SEARCH function.
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The Starter
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: ZOMGZZZ!!111
Age: 34
Posts: 1,160
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Re: Alan Branch versus Gaines Adams and Jamaal Anderson
i think he'd rather take the search function into the back of a rusty van with promises of "candy".
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Playmaker
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Roanoke, VA
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Re: Alan Branch versus Gaines Adams and Jamaal Anderson
A new To Catch A Predator segment on Dateline, perhaps?
Larson: "What were you planning to do with the SEARCH feature once you met up with it face to face?" Earthquake: "Um, uh, nuthin', I guess, just, um, hang out" All in good fun, by the way.
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Arlington, VA
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Re: Alan Branch versus Gaines Adams and Jamaal Anderson
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The Starter
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: ZOMGZZZ!!111
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Re: Alan Branch versus Gaines Adams and Jamaal Anderson
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"you wanna sit down, have a drink and then get in the hot tub!" "yeah baby" "hi im chris hanson with dateline nbc..." *TASER* i love it.
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Playmaker
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Roanoke, VA
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Re: Alan Branch versus Gaines Adams and Jamaal Anderson
Chris Hanson, right. Why the heck did I think it was Larson? My favorite part is when Hanson reads off the transcripts of the online conversation with a straight face and unwavering tone.
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Ellicott City, MD
Age: 43
Posts: 8,029
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Re: Alan Branch versus Gaines Adams and Jamaal Anderson
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Scumbag: "I came here because I thought she was alone and scared." Hanson: "So why'd you bring rum, condoms, and lube?" Scumbag: "Those are just my groceries..." half of them seem to play out like that. Wait, who did Gaines Adams solicit?
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Contains football related knowledge
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Second Star On The Right
Age: 63
Posts: 10,401
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Re: Alan Branch versus Gaines Adams and Jamaal Anderson
Should I bring bourbon instead? How about Tequila?
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The Starter
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Harrisburg, PA
Age: 37
Posts: 1,066
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Re: Alan Branch versus Gaines Adams and Jamaal Anderson
This is great I have been waiting for someone to say something to this guy.
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Swearinger
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Washington, DC
Posts: 12,626
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Re: Alan Branch versus Gaines Adams and Jamaal Anderson
WOW. Tough crowd!! Remind me not to piss off the veterans...
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Contains football related knowledge
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Second Star On The Right
Age: 63
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Re: Alan Branch versus Gaines Adams and Jamaal Anderson
First - all in good fun. Just a little ribbing to remind that, perhaps, we are capable of picking topics we wish to discuss AND that, if a topic is interesting, the "Discuss" command is simply unneccessary.
Second - The veterans are generally speaking easy enough not to piss-off. Just don't post a ton of new threads on already played out topics and then demand that we discuss them. Third - The SEARCH function is more than your friend, it's your soulmate, your lover, your stalker victim (Well, mine is the Skins' cheerleader Annabel - she sooo wants me. The restraining order ends tomorrow - I can't wait to show up at her work!).
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Wildcard Bitches
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Bethesda, MD
Age: 41
Posts: 2,638
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Re: Alan Branch versus Gaines Adams and Jamaal Anderson
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Playmaker
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Roanoke, VA
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Re: Alan Branch versus Gaines Adams and Jamaal Anderson
Thought I'd post NFL Network's schedule here regarding Defensive Linemen:
Monday, Feb. 26 11 a.m. ET: Workouts: Linebackers and Defensive Linemen (LIVE) (repeats at 4 & 8 p.m.) 7 p.m. ET/PT: NFL Total Access at the Scouting Combine (LIVE)
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Swearinger
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Washington, DC
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Wildcard Bitches
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Bethesda, MD
Age: 41
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Re: Alan Branch versus Gaines Adams and Jamaal Anderson
earthquake... what a sweet name...
almost as sweet as... dare i say... (kidwell) perhaps?
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