5 Hour Energy Drink: Chaser

[TheMalcolmConnection]

HAHAHAHA. God, we need to restart up the "College Stories" thread. That one was good.

Quagmire said it best: "Fat chicks need love too. They just gotta' pay."

[ArtMonkDrillz]

Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

HAHAHAHA. God, we need to restart up the "College Stories" thread. That one was good.

Quagmire said it best: "Fat chicks need love too. They just gotta' pay."

I may have told that one there. It's a cautionary tale about binge drinking that I'm willing to share with the kids.
The worst part about it was that the musk ox was in my English class the next semester and when the teacher announced that we would be randomly paired up to work on a project who do you think I got stuck with? That's right, it was like the professor could sense the awkwardness and just wanted to make me shoot myself in the face.

[TheMalcolmConnection]

The GOOD thing about the "day after" livestock is the fact that their self-esteems are so low anyway, they'll do whatever you say. Just throw a Hot Pocket down the hall, lock the door and watch the madness ensue. I dated my fiancee all through college, so I didn't have any random drunken hookups, unless she showed up at my door, randomly, drunk and wanted to hook up.

However, my roommate DID. One time he actually attempted screwing while I was in the room and I actually heard her say, "That's it?!" What IT was, I'll never know. It could be size, it could be endurance, but no matter what, he NEVER has heard the end of it.

[BDBohnzie]

HA HA! </nelson>

That story was a classic when you first told it...and it's still a classic now.

[TheMalcolmConnection]

Now Grillz, if you told her now that you live in your parent's basement, do you think she'd laugh or come down the stairs for a pity bang?

[ArtMonkDrillz]

Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

Now Grillz, if you told her now that you live in your parent's basement, do you think she'd laugh or come down the stairs for a pity bang?

Both, in that order.

I have a good chance to move out of the basement soon, but it would mean that (1) I would have to move to Baltimore and probably get herpies from the tap water; and (2) I would have to rent, which would defeat the purpose of living at home for the past 2 1/2 years. I think I need to win the lottery so I can just stay in MoCo like I want.

[BDBohnzie]

Originally Posted by ArtMonkDrillz

Both, in that order.

I have a good chance to move out of the basement soon, but it would mean that (1) I would have to move to Baltimore and probably get herpies from the tap water; and (2) I would have to rent, which would defeat the purpose of living at home for the past 2 1/2 years. I think I need to win the lottery so I can just stay in MoCo like I want.

Dude, just do what everyone else in MoCo is doing and move to Frederick...you could land a 2 or 3 bedroom condo for a decent price, rent out the other room(s), and be so close to downtown you could stumble home from the bars.

[ArtMonkDrillz]

Originally Posted by BDBohnzie

Dude, just do what everyone else in MoCo is doing and move to Frederick...you could land a 2 or 3 bedroom condo for a decent price, rent out the other room(s), and be so close to downtown you could stumble home from the bars.

That's what half my friends are doing now.
Also, my dad's company is working on a new development up in Urbana. Steve-O said it's basically like the Kentlands or King Farm but a lot cheaper. I think I might have to look around up there pretty soon.

[724Skinsfan]

Be a man and join the Marines. They'll find a place for you to lay your weary head.

[ArtMonkDrillz]

Originally Posted by 724Skinsfan

Be a man and join the Marines. They'll find a place for you to lay your weary head.

Who needs a condo with a 56" plasma when you have a rack and a mess hall. Hoo-rah!

[724Skinsfan]

Two words: grenade launcher

[ArtMonkDrillz]

Originally Posted by 724Skinsfan

Two words: grenade launcher

Good point! Plus, if I got to a high enough rank I could sound like a GI Joe: Gunnery Sergent Cannon. I can already smell the napalm, and it smells like victory!

Back to drinking: I'm wondering if I should pick up some beer on my way home from work at noon today. I have to drink something while I watch basketball for the next 96 hours.

[724Skinsfan]

Originally Posted by ArtMonkDrillz

Good point! Plus, if I got to a high enough rank I could sound like a GI Joe: Gunnery Sergent Cannon. I can already smell the napalm, and it smells like victory!

Back to drinking: I'm wondering if I should pick up some beer on my way home from work at noon today. I have to drink something while I watch basketball for the next 96 hours.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ROFLMAO! HAHAHAHAHA! Good one, AMD! Wondering IF you should pick up beer! HAHAHAHA! Man, that's good stuff!....{sigh}....shoot....

The only thing you should wonder about is Papa John's or Pizza Hut.

[TheMalcolmConnection]

HAHA. Yeah, I might be working up in Baltimore in the next couple years fixing computers for Southwest Airlines.

[firstdown]

Ok, I have read most of the post and I know what your problem is. You are confusing nights out with you women v/s nights going out with the guys. Its standard pratice if she drags you home at 12:00 your done for the night but thats is your only problem. You said that she makes you come home early not that you want to or are ready to call it a night. You are going to be out with the guys and the party is not going to stop so you won't have any problems staying up late. If you do go to the doctor and get check out because at age 25 an all nighter should not be a problem unless you drink your self to sleep "pass out".