5 Hour Energy Drink: Chaser

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

HAHAHAHA. God, we need to restart up the "College Stories" thread. That one was good.

Quagmire said it best: "Fat chicks need love too. They just gotta' pay."

I may have told that one there. It's a cautionary tale about binge drinking that I'm willing to share with the kids.
The worst part about it was that the musk ox was in my English class the next semester and when the teacher announced that we would be randomly paired up to work on a project who do you think I got stuck with? That's right, it was like the professor could sense the awkwardness and just wanted to make me shoot myself in the face.