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03-28-2007, 04:28 PM
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Wildcard Bitches
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Re: Super Happy Fun Thread!
The sad thing is... I'm totally that guy.
I'm a server, and call me a sell out, but I completely put on the "Hey guys, hows everyone doing!" routine for a dollar. I'm the exact opposite type of customer though, if I'm at a table I just want the effing server to shut the hell up. I don't want to be swooned, I just want my damn food, and unless your a hot waitress, leave... and if your the hot waitress when you leave... do it slowly.
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03-28-2007, 04:57 PM
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03-28-2007, 05:10 PM
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Wildcard Bitches
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damn... i haven't eaten yet today. I should probably get on that.
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04-02-2007, 09:45 PM
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04-02-2007, 10:37 PM
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04-03-2007, 01:55 AM
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This will make you proud owners of your hamburger meat!
YouTube - The Original HAIRY BACK Video Spoof! |
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04-17-2007, 11:11 AM
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04-17-2007, 10:23 PM
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04-17-2007, 10:31 PM
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Uncle Phil
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04-19-2007, 10:31 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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I just read this today and i found it amazing that it has lasted this long crazy
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04-04-2007, 04:06 PM
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<Server Rob at table> Golly gee, you've been the best customers all week. I have to go clock out now, so you have a stupendous evening and lifetime of health and happiness. <Server Rob clocks out and leaves restaurant...customers come out and say "here's your tip for the great service, we didn't get a chance to give it to you since you were on the way out!"> SCREW YOU OLD GEEZERS! Walk up behind me like that again and you're getting the pepper spray. Keep your dirty money, I bet it has tuberculosis all over it!" |
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