What's your pet peeve?

[tryfuhl]

mother ****ers saying DC stands for Dallas Cowboys when it really stands for Dead Cowboys

[EARTHQUAKE2689]

A girlfriend that kicks you in her sleep, I caught one in the sack last night, I have never been woken up like that before and never want to again. That was beyond painful.

[MTK]

Originally Posted by EARTHQUAKE2689

A girlfriend that kicks you in her sleep, I caught one in the sack last night, I have never been woken up like that before and never want to again. That was beyond painful.

lol I hit my wife in the head pretty good one night. It was weird too because I was half awake but I couldn't stop myself from dropping my forearm right across her head.

[EARTHQUAKE2689]

Originally Posted by Mattyk

lol I hit my wife in the head pretty good one night. It was weird too because I was half awake but I couldn't stop myself from dropping my forearm right across her head.

lol maybe it was your sub conscious saying something lol j/k, but the weird part was she slept through me screaming in pain and had the nerve to ask me why I was walking weird the next day.

[JoeRedskin]

Originally Posted by Mattyk

lol I hit my wife in the head pretty good one night. It was weird too because I was half awake but I couldn't stop myself from dropping my forearm right across her head.

As to hitting someone in their sleep - once, early on in my relationship with my eventually-to-be-wife, I had a dream that I was in a knife fight with her ex-boyfriend. In the dream, we are struggling, I roll him over, get a clear shot at him, and plunge my knife into him hard right between the shoulder blades...

I wake up just as I as my fist is swinging down into my wife's back, hard, right between the shoulder blades. I mean I thumped her good. She woke up screaming both from pain and fright. She took a couple minutes to calm down. Given her terrified screaming, I was surprised the neighbors didn't call the cops - it was so piercing.

And, yet,she married me ...

Hope that wasn't TMI and sorry for the threadjack.

Back to peeves:
People who threadjack;
People who share too much information;
People who talk about their dreams.

[EARTHQUAKE2689]

Originally Posted by JoeRedskin

As to hitting someone in their sleep - once, early on in my relationship with my eventually-to-be-wife, I had a dream that I was in a knife fight with her ex-boyfriend. In the dream, we are struggling, I roll him over, get a clear shot at him, and plunge my knife into him hard right between the shoulder blades...

I wake up just as I as my fist is swinging down into my wife's back, hard, right between the shoulder blades. I mean I thumped her good. She woke up screaming both from pain and fright. She took a couple minutes to calm down. Given her terrified screaming, I was surprised the neighbors didn't call the cops - it was so piercing.

And, yet,she married me ...

Hope that wasn't TMI and sorry for the threadjack.

Back to peeves:
People who threadjack;
People who share too much information;
People who talk about their dreams.

That is epic.

[Monkeydad]

Originally Posted by JoeRedskin

As to hitting someone in their sleep - once, early on in my relationship with my eventually-to-be-wife, I had a dream that I was in a knife fight with her ex-boyfriend. In the dream, we are struggling, I roll him over, get a clear shot at him, and plunge my knife into him hard right between the shoulder blades...

I wake up just as I as my fist is swinging down into my wife's back, hard, right between the shoulder blades. I mean I thumped her good. She woke up screaming both from pain and fright. She took a couple minutes to calm down. Given her terrified screaming, I was surprised the neighbors didn't call the cops - it was so piercing.

And, yet,she married me ...

Hope that wasn't TMI and sorry for the threadjack.

Back to peeves:
People who threadjack;
People who share too much information;
People who talk about their dreams.

That is an awesome story.

[EARTHQUAKE2689]

Originally Posted by Buster

That is an awesome story.

Best one in the thread.

[GMScud]

Originally Posted by Mattyk

lol I hit my wife in the head pretty good one night. It was weird too because I was half awake but I couldn't stop myself from dropping my forearm right across her head.

I've never done that, but I've been on the receiving end of it. I was sound asleep and I guess my wife turned over quickly in her sleep and her forearm came down hard right on the bridge of my nose. It was the equivalent of getting woke (awakened, waked??) up by a punch to the face. I was seeing stars man. I was NOT happy. Even though I know she didn't mean, I was still pissed. hahaha.

[KLHJ2]

Originally Posted by EARTHQUAKE2689

A girlfriend that kicks you in her sleep, I caught one in the sack last night, I have never been woken up like that before and never want to again. That was beyond painful.

Don't have children, it happens more frequently.

[EARTHQUAKE2689]

Originally Posted by Angry

Don't have children, it happens more frequently.

Good to know.

[FRPLG]

Originally Posted by Angry

Don't have children, it happens more frequently.

truth...kids somehow always end up horizontal with legs across your back or something. thats if they aren't busy kicking you in the junk.

[EARTHQUAKE2689]

Originally Posted by FRPLG

truth...kids somehow always end up horizontal with legs across your back or something. thats if they aren't busy kicking you in the junk.

After she kicked me, I don't think I want kids anymore.

[firstdown]

How about people who buy a house on a golf course and complain about golf balls in there yard. I just wrote condo policy for this guy and while talking to him I realized he purchase the condo about 200 yrds down on the right that everyone hits. The good news is he does not play golf and he has a 5 gallon buck full of balls he is going to give to me.

[SmootSmack]

It annoys me when my wife and I are intimate and she screams out "BrudLee, harder!"