interview advice

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Originally Posted by Mattyk72

Today I have an inteview for an internal promotion, I've never done this before. I'm assuming it might be a little different than a normal interview since they already know me.

Any advice or suggestions?

Show up late - it shows them that you stay super busy and cna be counted on to do lots of work.

Make sure they know you hate your boss - it shows you know how smart you are and that you are better than him.

Don't be afraid to use curse words gratuitously - shows your a real man.

Compliment any woman her on her clevage - that'll soften her right up.

Give everyone a nickname - Jimbo, Dipshit, Ass clown, Bitch tits, etc... shows you are an easy going guy and will relate well with with any subordinates.

Mention that you consider this site to be your real job - shows you know where your priorities lay.


If I think of anything else I will let you know.