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Old 08-01-2007, 12:10 AM   #1
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I looked at the last 200 posts for Anfry couldnt find anything.
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Old 08-01-2007, 12:13 AM   #2
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Hold on I have a cleaner one.



I was in the 3rd grade at Ringgold Elementary School located outside of Ft. Campbell. Ms. Palevo was my teacher and I had a school boy crush on her.



We were on a bathroom break and I feinted in the stall (flu) and was drug out into the hallway by my classmates. My pants and blue briefs were still dropped around my buttocks. I gained consiousness when I realized that Ms. Palevo had just seen my winkie and blue briefs. I quickly pulled my pants back up, buttoned and zipped and feinted again.
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Old 08-01-2007, 12:15 AM   #3
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I was in the 3rd grade at Ringgold Elementary School located outside of Ft. Campbell. Ms. Palevo was my teacher and I had a school boy crush on her.



We were on a bathroom break and I feinted in the stall (flu) and was drug out into the hallway by my classmates. My pants and blue briefs were still dropped around my buttocks. I gained consiousness when I realized that Ms. Palevo had just seen my winkie and blue briefs. I quickly pulled my pants back up, buttoned and zipped and feinted again.

that is funny, but mine is worse.
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Old 08-01-2007, 12:29 AM   #4
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that is funny, but mine is worse.
Then spill it.
We all did...it's your turn.
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Old 08-01-2007, 12:31 AM   #5
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Then spill it.
We all did...it's your turn.

it is on the other page right after LB asked for our most embarrasing moment.
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Old 08-01-2007, 12:21 AM   #6
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I was in the 3rd grade at Ringgold Elementary School located outside of Ft. Campbell. Ms. Palevo was my teacher and I had a school boy crush on her.



We were on a bathroom break and I feinted in the stall (flu) and was drug out into the hallway by my classmates. My pants and blue briefs were still dropped around my buttocks. I gained consiousness when I realized that Ms. Palevo had just seen my winkie and blue briefs. I quickly pulled my pants back up, buttoned and zipped and feinted again.
Haha... I mean, you poor thing.

I got pantsed by my 6 year old cousin when I was about 12 years old. We were at my aunt's lakehouse and I was wearing a bikini. Needless to say the whole family certainly got an eyefull on that summer afternoon.
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Haha... I mean, you poor thing.

I got pantsed by my 6 year old cousin when I was about 12 years old. We were at my aunt's lakehouse and I was wearing a bikini. Needless to say the whole family certainly got an eyefull on that summer afternoon.

LMAO... You didn't have to provide two.
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LMAO... You didn't have to provide two.
I've got a million of them. I am the poster child for murphy's law.
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I've got a million of them. I am the poster child for murphy's law.

we dont have time for a million maybe 153 or so.
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I've got a million of them. I am the poster child for murphy's law.
No comment on my church peeing incident?
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Old 08-01-2007, 12:19 AM   #11
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Oh I have one hug related let me just find a way to make it less dirty.
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Old 08-01-2007, 12:21 AM   #12
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Cant do it too bad.
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Old 08-01-2007, 12:23 AM   #13
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I was at church once and my pants ripped on the ass and upper thigh part and I wasnt wearing underwear that sunday and I couldnt leave because it was the ending prayer and I was at the front.
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I was at church once and my pants ripped on the ass and upper thigh part and I wasnt wearing underwear that sunday and I couldnt leave because it was the ending prayer and I was at the front.
Dang EQ... sounds like you just "hulked" out of those pants.

The moral of the story... always wear underwear to church.
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Dang EQ... sounds like you just "hulked" out of those pants.

The moral of the story... always wear underwear to church.

A good lesson but it was my fault I knew that I shouldnt have worn the pants I knew they were too small.
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