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Old 07-10-2007, 03:39 PM   #1
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My fault eh. I willingly accept the burden of responsibility. What's next do I have to accecpt the blame for EVE eating the forbidden fruit too. Woman gimme back my rib!
Actually you should bear the responsibility for the downfall of mankind. Eve was deceived, but Adam ate the fruit willingly and then tried to blame it on her. Well, technically he blamed God. "The woman you gave to me."

The bigger question is why God allowed the serpent in the garden to begin with. Hmmm...
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Actually you should bear the responsibility for the downfall of mankind. Eve was deceived, but Adam ate the fruit willingly and then tried to blame it on her.

The bigger question is why God allowed the serpent in the garden to begin with. Hmmm...
Actually Adam ate it out of love for EVE. Remember that Sin was not brought into the world until Adam ate it. Just another case of love being blind. See men are always getting screwed putting women on a pedastool.
He knew what was going to happen all along, He planned it that way.
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Old 07-10-2007, 04:02 PM   #3
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I've always had an issue as to why God chose to increase our pain when giving birth as our punishment. I mean, we have to put up with you guys, isn't that punishment enough?
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Ok... later
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LOL...interesting to read the arguments.

God is all knowing, so he clearly knew what he was doing punishing you for eating the apple. It was your fault that man fell, so you should get the bigger punishment.

ps- getting hit in marbles HAS to hurt more than childbirth, it just doesn't last as long. When you have a contraction, you don't close your legs in pain, yet it's the only thing that can take any man completely down...hit hard enough, it can hurt so much that we throw up...and complete paralyzes us albeit breifly.
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Sorry LB, I have to go to class. I will catch you tonight.
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Hi everyone. How is it going? What are we talking about.
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Old 07-11-2007, 12:00 AM   #8
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Hi everyone. How is it going? What are we talking about.

Well, we were talking about you..but not now. Thanks.
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Old 07-11-2007, 12:04 AM   #9
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I am just saying, how can you compare getting kicked in the nuts (albeit it hurts like shit, and will keep you down for a while and make you throw up.)

But childbirth, guys imagine trying to pee a child out. when something that is supposed to be like a few centimeters is stretched like silly putty, that has to be the worst pain imaginable.
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I am just saying, how can you compare getting kicked in the nuts (albeit it hurts like shit, and will keep you down for a while and make you throw up.)

But childbirth, guys imagine trying to pee a child out. when something that is supposed to be like a few centimeters is stretched like silly putty, that has to be the worst pain imaginable.
Thank you quake. I was going to tell jsarno when he can pass a softball through his hoohah, then he can talk.
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Thank you quake. I was going to tell jsarno when he can pass a softball through his hoohah, then he can talk.
LOL...did I say it wasn't painful????

PS- your hoohah has fewer pain recepters in it and has the ability to loosen up to 10 times normal size to allow for child birth, the male hoohah does not have that capability.
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LOL...did I say it wasn't painful????

PS- your hoohah has fewer pain recepters in it and has the ability to loosen up to 10 times normal size to allow for child birth, the male hoohah does not have that capability.
Well, I really can't speak from experience. I don't have kids and I've pretty much decided I don't want any.
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Well, I really can't speak from experience. I don't have kids and I've pretty much decided I don't want any.
It doesn't matter to me. Frankly, I don't care if it does hurt more or not...funny how we've gone this many pages talking about this.
I know this, I don't want to hurt as much as I am sure you don't want to hurt...Getting kicked in the nutts hurts, having a baby hurts (and continues to hurt for 20 years! lol) I'll do whatever possible to avoid that pain.
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LOL...did I say it wasn't painful????

PS- your hoohah has fewer pain recepters in it and has the ability to loosen up to 10 times normal size to allow for child birth, the male hoohah does not have that capability.

still hurts more than getting kicked in the nads. I have never heard anyone die from getting kicked in the nads. (although they might not be able to walk for a while.) But women die from the pain of childbirth all the time.
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Old 07-11-2007, 12:19 AM   #15
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still hurts more than getting kicked in the nads. I have never heard anyone die from getting kicked in the nads. (although they might not be able to walk for a while.) But women die from the pain of childbirth all the time.
We don't actually die from the pain. Jsarno was quick to point that out earlier. But birth pain still beats nad pain.
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