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Old 05-01-2007, 01:52 PM   #7
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Re: Picking up chicks at the gym.

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Walk up to her and say that you think she's the most beautiful woman you've ever seen and you've been wanting to talk to her for weeks and finally found the courage to do so….... Works every time.
Only problem with that is the women that go to a coed gym by themselves are usually there because they like being gawked at by 50 sweaty dudes. Not all women in the gym are like that, but the ones that would be worth hitting on usually are, so the ever original "you're the most beautiful woman in the world" line has probably been fed to her a thousand times.

Basically if you want to hit on that type of chick at the gym and succeed, you need to have a Honda Civic that sounds like a weedeater and wear your hat cocked to the side. If the woman is approaching cougar age, replace Civic with BMW and sideways hat with six figure income.
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