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05-01-2007, 10:30 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: DC Metro Area
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Re: Picking up chicks at the gym.
I have noticed that if you mind your business and don't even look at them or talk to them, they start flocking to you after a little while. Sucks for me though because I have to tell them I'm married. Then I get the "oooohhhh your married?"
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05-02-2007, 01:28 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Carbondale CO
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anyway the girl kept grilling me about how old I was and where I was from... I got nervous and went off on her... thinking I was going to get into trouble for defrauding a bank or something.... she cashed the check... turns out she was flirting... I mentioned I was married and she said, "oh, well you don't have a ring on..." I felt like a total ass.... I won't go back that bank again...
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05-02-2007, 01:31 AM
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05-02-2007, 01:51 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Seattle
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Banks always seem to have the most bangging chicks working there.
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05-02-2007, 01:54 AM
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05-02-2007, 02:09 AM
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05-02-2007, 04:11 PM
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