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What are the odds that Hessy goes with 12th to a horse race?

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Old 05-04-2007, 05:01 PM   #1
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Re: What are the odds that Hessy goes with 12th to a horse race?

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Old 05-03-2007, 03:48 PM   #2
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Re: What are the odds that Hessy goes with 12th to a horse race?

Put me in the "not gonna happen" column.

AND, even if it DID happen, do you think they'd be crazy enough to let us know about it?

Oh right... it's hess. NM.

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Old 05-03-2007, 03:52 PM   #3
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Re: What are the odds that Hessy goes with 12th to a horse race?

His chances are the same as the chances of Rosie O'Donnell winning a beauty pageant.
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Old 05-03-2007, 03:56 PM   #4
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Re: What are the odds that Hessy goes with 12th to a horse race?

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His chances are the same as the chances of Rosie O'Donnell winning a beauty pageant.
Thanks for the vote of confidence, Buster.
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Old 05-03-2007, 06:07 PM   #5
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Thanks for the vote of confidence, Buster.

i think he has a chance i mean why not
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Old 05-04-2007, 06:29 AM   #6
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Re: What are the odds that Hessy goes with 12th to a horse race?

{Seeing the situation dissolve before his very eyes, 724Skinsfan has to act quickly in order to save this potential union of souls.}

724Skins thinks to himself: Hmmm...what can I say that may help 12th? I know!

"Oh hey, 12th, here's that $25,000 that I owe you. I know that this is considered mere pennies for someone of your enormous wealth but I really appreciate your continued generosity. I mean, you're always giving people loads of money and incredibly expensive gifts. It must be nice being the owner of the world's largest diamond mine."

Yeeeaahh....that should do it.

{724Skinsfan is pleased with himself}
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Old 05-04-2007, 09:40 AM   #7
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Re: What are the odds that Hessy goes with 12th to a horse race?

I just hope your love connection doesn't start out like this...

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Old 05-04-2007, 09:56 PM   #8
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I just hope your love connection doesn't start out like this...


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Old 05-03-2007, 03:56 PM   #9
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Re: What are the odds that Hessy goes with 12th to a horse race?

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His chances are the same as the chances of Rosie O'Donnell winning a beauty pageant.
Don't say that because Rosie could win, if the judges we a bunch of feminits and lesbians.
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Don't say that because Rosie could win, if the judges we a bunch of feminits and lesbians.
It wouldn't take that, it would take the rest of the contestants being rhinos...and I literally mean rhinos like the animal kind.
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Old 05-03-2007, 04:11 PM   #11
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It wouldn't take that, it would take the rest of the contestants being rhinos...and I literally mean rhinos like the animal kind.
Especially if she sprays on some Rhino in heat!
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Re: What are the odds that Hessy goes with 12th to a horse race?

So, if a bunch of lesbian feminists are their to party with him, 12th has a shot at Hess? (Yes, talking as if Hess isn't here).
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So, if a bunch of lesbian feminists are their to party with him, 12th has a shot at Hess? (Yes, talking as if Hess isn't here).

Sure, why not? But what are the odds of that happening?

I know that it may not sound like it, but I am on the 12th's side. I hope it works out for him. I am a sucker for underdogs.
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Re: What are the odds that Hessy goes with 12th to a horse race?

.. I'm still here!!!!
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Old 05-03-2007, 04:23 PM   #15
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.. I'm still here!!!!
We are not talking about you anymore. Why you always gotta bring up old SH**?
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