What is the worst thing you've ever done

[ArtMonkDrillz]

Originally Posted by Riggo44

When I was in third grade, I cheated on my history test. When I was in fourth grade, I stole my uncle Joseph's toupee and glued it to my face, because I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. When I was in fifth grade, I pushed my sister Edie down the stairs and blamed it on the dog. [beginning to cry] When I was in sixth grade, I did the worst thing ever. I had this fake vomit, and I went to the theater and sat in the balcony. I leaned over the edge and starting making noises like hua-hua-hua and threw the fake vomit over the edge. Soon everyone in the theater was going hua-hua-hua. It was the worst thing I ever did.

Hey Ma, I think I'm beginning to like this kid!