I'm back: Wedding and Honeymoon Pictures for those who care...

skinsfan_nn · 05-24-2007, 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

I am. Adjust your monitor settings.

A gay black woman...? That's rough. good luck.......?

Daseal · 05-24-2007, 05:34 PM

Malcolm, do you dye your hair and get the spray on tan? Or were you just born with albino-eyes?

ArtMonkDrillz · 05-25-2007, 03:05 PM

Congrats and welcome back, but I think I have a bone to pick with you over one of those pictures!

You totally blew it (no pun intended) with that Big Black Dick picture! First of all, you're standing there smiling like Canadian tourist instead of looking like a stone-faced killer like all men are supposed to when taking a picture in front of a statue (think back to your buddy ruining the Jack Daniels pic).
Second, how can you just stand next to a sign like that with your arms at your side? You should have been making some kind of obscene gesture to accentuate the comedy of the moment. For example (and this is a bit different, but still works) I feel the need to take pictures with cannons any time I see them because that's my last name and that's how I roll. But I don't just stand next to it grinning like a r-tard on a street corner; I purposely stand directly behind it to allude to the fact that I am, in fact, packing a cannon "down there."

Please adhere to these points when posing for future pictures. Thank you.

TheMalcolmConnection · 05-25-2007, 03:09 PM

HAHA. If you could possibly have seen the amount of Caymaners (?) looking at me when I took that pic, you would reconsider. They were like, "Whatchu' doing white boy!?"

ArtMonkDrillz · 05-25-2007, 03:12 PM

All the more reason to really do it up classy.

TheMalcolmConnection · 05-25-2007, 03:18 PM

Who was going to take the picture? The Caymaners?! They would have made me do some kind of lewd act to Big Black Dick's crotch!

724Skinsfan · 05-25-2007, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

Who was going to take the picture? The Caymaners?! They would have made me do some kind of lewd act to Big Black Dick's crotch!

I heard on some weird technology show that they make cameras nowadays with a timer feature.

GMScud · 05-25-2007, 03:37 PM

Looks like a blast TMC. Congrats. Cruises are the shit for sure. Looks like you guys had a blast. Welcome back. The GNR shirt friggin rocks by the way! LOL. I'm not gonna call you handsome or anything, but your wife is very pretty and looks like a cool chick. I wish you guys the best. My soon to be fiancee (she better say yes!) and I are moving to the DC area this summer. I'd love to tailgate with you guys sometime and show you how to play beer pong! :thumb:

TheMalcolmConnection · 05-25-2007, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by GMScud

Looks like a blast TMC. Congrats. Cruises are the shit for sure. Looks like you guys had a blast. Welcome back. The GNR shirt friggin rocks by the way! LOL. I'm not gonna call you handsome or anything, but your wife is very pretty and looks like a cool chick. I wish you guys the best. My soon to be fiancee (she better say yes!) and I are moving to the DC area this summer. I'd love to tailgate with you guys sometime and show you how to play beer pong! :thumb:

Anytime. We welcome a challenge. Last time, Gmanc and I got too drunk to be good anymore. THAT'S how you know I'm drunk, cause normally when you drink, you only get better...

ArtMonkDrillz · 05-25-2007, 03:20 PM

Can you at least photoshop it so it looks like you're giving a thumbs up or something?

And I agree with 724, she should have been involved.

Great, thanks for ruining my Memorial Day weekend TMC! You bastard!

TheMalcolmConnection · 05-25-2007, 03:23 PM

If you'd like, I can put up honeymoon NIGHT pictures of my wife for your enjoyment.

dmek25 · 05-25-2007, 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

If you'd like, I can put up honeymoon NIGHT pictures of my wife for your enjoyment.

i could put them next to the naked ones i have of her already. ooops, that was suppose to be our little secret

724Skinsfan · 05-25-2007, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by dmek25

i could put them next to the naked ones i have of her already. ooops, that was suppose to be our little secret

Actually, dmek, if those are those are the ones I sent you (and everyone else), they're actually AMD in drag.

dmek25 · 05-25-2007, 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by 724Skinsfan

Actually, dmek, if those are those are the ones I sent you (and everyone else), they're actually AMD in drag.

i was wondering what that tiny bulge in her pants was?

ArtMonkDrillz · 05-25-2007, 03:25 PM

Word! Just make sure you're not in any of them because then everyone would feel awkward and Matty would have to ban you for life.

Alright, well I expect to see that soon. Time to leave work and get drunk. Have a great Memorial Day everyone!

05-24-2007, 05:34 PM	#2
Daseal Puppy Kicker Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Arlington, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 8,341	Re: I'm back: Wedding and Honeymoon Pictures for those who care... Malcolm, do you dye your hair and get the spray on tan? Or were you just born with albino-eyes? __________________ Best. Player. Available.

05-25-2007, 03:05 PM	#3
ArtMonkDrillz Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ellicott City, MD Age: 43 Posts: 8,029	Re: I'm back: Wedding and Honeymoon Pictures for those who care... Congrats and welcome back, but I think I have a bone to pick with you over one of those pictures! You totally blew it (no pun intended) with that Big Black Dick picture! First of all, you're standing there smiling like Canadian tourist instead of looking like a stone-faced killer like all men are supposed to when taking a picture in front of a statue (think back to your buddy ruining the Jack Daniels pic). Second, how can you just stand next to a sign like that with your arms at your side? You should have been making some kind of obscene gesture to accentuate the comedy of the moment. For example (and this is a bit different, but still works) I feel the need to take pictures with cannons any time I see them because that's my last name and that's how I roll. But I don't just stand next to it grinning like a r-tard on a street corner; I purposely stand directly behind it to allude to the fact that I am, in fact, packing a cannon "down there." Please adhere to these points when posing for future pictures. Thank you. __________________ "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." The Dude

05-25-2007, 03:09 PM	#4
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 44 Posts: 19,264	Re: I'm back: Wedding and Honeymoon Pictures for those who care... HAHA. If you could possibly have seen the amount of Caymaners (?) looking at me when I took that pic, you would reconsider. They were like, "Whatchu' doing white boy!?" __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

05-25-2007, 03:12 PM	#5
ArtMonkDrillz Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ellicott City, MD Age: 43 Posts: 8,029	Re: I'm back: Wedding and Honeymoon Pictures for those who care... All the more reason to really do it up classy. __________________ "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." The Dude

05-25-2007, 03:18 PM	#6
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 44 Posts: 19,264	Re: I'm back: Wedding and Honeymoon Pictures for those who care... Who was going to take the picture? The Caymaners?! They would have made me do some kind of lewd act to Big Black Dick's crotch! __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

05-25-2007, 03:37 PM	#8
GMScud Swearinger Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Washington, DC Posts: 12,626	Re: I'm back: Wedding and Honeymoon Pictures for those who care... Looks like a blast TMC. Congrats. Cruises are the shit for sure. Looks like you guys had a blast. Welcome back. The GNR shirt friggin rocks by the way! LOL. I'm not gonna call you handsome or anything, but your wife is very pretty and looks like a cool chick. I wish you guys the best. My soon to be fiancee (she better say yes!) and I are moving to the DC area this summer. I'd love to tailgate with you guys sometime and show you how to play beer pong! :thumb: __________________ Tardy

05-25-2007, 03:20 PM	#10
ArtMonkDrillz Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ellicott City, MD Age: 43 Posts: 8,029	Re: I'm back: Wedding and Honeymoon Pictures for those who care... Can you at least photoshop it so it looks like you're giving a thumbs up or something? And I agree with 724, she should have been involved. Great, thanks for ruining my Memorial Day weekend TMC! You bastard! __________________ "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." The Dude

05-25-2007, 03:23 PM	#11
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 44 Posts: 19,264	Re: I'm back: Wedding and Honeymoon Pictures for those who care... If you'd like, I can put up honeymoon NIGHT pictures of my wife for your enjoyment. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

05-25-2007, 03:25 PM	#15
ArtMonkDrillz Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ellicott City, MD Age: 43 Posts: 8,029	Re: I'm back: Wedding and Honeymoon Pictures for those who care... Word! Just make sure you're not in any of them because then everyone would feel awkward and Matty would have to ban you for life. Alright, well I expect to see that soon. Time to leave work and get drunk. Have a great Memorial Day everyone! __________________ "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." The Dude

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