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06-13-2007, 10:59 PM
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Most Interesting Man in the World
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50 new sex positions!
This is a link that was passed to me, and it is hilarious. There isnt any porn, but your boss might be upset because you will be laughing out loud.
the Phat Phree ~ Target.Observe.Ridicule
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06-13-2007, 11:07 PM
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Re: 50 new sex positions!
hmmmm... think I might stay clear away from this one..
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06-13-2007, 11:23 PM
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Re: 50 new sex positions!
Here is one of my favorites, and it is relevant to this site.
The Tony Romo Have your girl leap across the room into your arms and then carelessly let her slip and smash her head on the coffee table. Then pick her up, take a shit all over the floor, and drop her head first onto the carpet while you flail around like a complete pussy. Then go fuck an entire city. Bonus points if you have the nerve to attend the Pro Bowl afterwards.
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06-13-2007, 11:24 PM
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Re: 50 new sex positions!
Another good one:
 The Mind of Mencia Do nothing funny for a half hour.
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06-13-2007, 11:24 PM
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Re: 50 new sex positions!
I need asprin from my wife's last night's positions. lol
But I digress lol!
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06-13-2007, 11:25 PM
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Re: 50 new sex positions!
 The Molotov Cocktail Blow your goo in a jar and then throw it at someone. (This could be anyone you want- even someone famous.)
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06-13-2007, 11:32 PM
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Re: 50 new sex positions!
God Help Us All!
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06-13-2007, 11:34 PM
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Re: 50 new sex positions!
Pshh no sense of humor hess. Where is AMD when you need him, I know he would find this hilarious.
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06-14-2007, 12:23 AM
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Re: 50 new sex positions!
Schneed is sneaking around waiting to yap at me...
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06-14-2007, 12:23 AM
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Re: 50 new sex positions!
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06-14-2007, 12:27 AM
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Re: 50 new sex positions!
The best one is the "inconsiderate driver". LOL!
The Tony Romo is funny for the pure hatred of the man!
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06-14-2007, 12:32 AM
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Re: 50 new sex positions!
I prefer the levitating ceiling fan, complete with stirrups.
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06-14-2007, 01:02 AM
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Re: 50 new sex positions!
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06-14-2007, 12:15 PM
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Re: 50 new sex positions!
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06-14-2007, 12:19 PM
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Re: 50 new sex positions!
These made me laugh quite heartily.
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