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Old 06-15-2007, 08:43 AM   #1
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Honestly, this sounds totally hick of me, but I get on my riding mower, put on the iPod and mow the back yard for a couple hours.
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Old 06-15-2007, 09:30 AM   #2
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Honestly, this sounds totally hick of me, but I get on my riding mower, put on the iPod and mow the back yard for a couple hours.
It's only hick if you take your shirt off and wear a pair of cutoff denim shorts with work boots.
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Old 06-15-2007, 10:42 AM   #3
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It's only hick if you take your shirt off and wear a pair of cutoff denim shorts with work boots.
HA. I typically wear this pair of camo shorts I have that I do yard work in and drink a PBR in my Redskins coozie.

Lady Brave, I have indeed heard of that, but I hear you have to be driving on the actual road to get one. If I'm THAT drunk to be rolling down the highway, I deserve it!
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Old 06-15-2007, 10:54 AM   #4
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Lady Brave, I have indeed heard of that, but I hear you have to be driving on the actual road to get one. If I'm THAT drunk to be rolling down the highway, I deserve it!
Well some folks in the rural south think lawn mowers and tractors are a perfectly acceptable means of transportation.

We actually have a lady who rides her motorized wheelchair in the middle of a very busy four lane street in front of our courthouse and you better not even think about blowing your horn at her. She scares me.
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Old 06-15-2007, 11:08 AM   #5
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Well some folks in the rural south think lawn mowers and tractors are a perfectly acceptable means of transportation.

We actually have a lady who rides her motorized wheelchair in the middle of a very busy four lane street in front of our courthouse and you better not even think about blowing your horn at her. She scares me.
I'm working on bringing lawn mower racing to ESPN. Stay tuned
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Old 06-15-2007, 12:00 PM   #6
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I'm working on bringing lawn mower racing to ESPN. Stay tuned
Long story short, I know a guy who races Lawn mowers that he puts old VW Beatle Engines in. Those things are scary.
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Well some folks in the rural south think lawn mowers and tractors are a perfectly acceptable means of transportation.

We actually have a lady who rides her motorized wheelchair in the middle of a very busy four lane street in front of our courthouse and you better not even think about blowing your horn at her. She scares me.
You know what that reminds me of?



Sorry, just had to post that again. (I just noticed that his shirt says "I'm a Pepper." I find that funny)
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Prayer and Meditation.
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cocaine and blowjobs.
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cocaine and blowjobs.
cocaine???? How about weed and blowjobs. Nothing like lighting up a doobie with your buddy, going in the other room and getting head from your wife, then retreating to the big screen for some PS2 action. haha
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Honestly, this sounds totally hick of me, but I get on my riding mower, put on the iPod and mow the back yard for a couple hours.
Hick is pushing that thang! Not crusin......come on. Lazy ******
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