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Old 06-28-2007, 02:17 AM   #1
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Kobayashi Out with Arthritic Jaw

Hot Dog Eating Champ Diagnosed with Arthritic Jaw : People.com

Awesome! I now have a new alibi "Not tonight honey...I have arthritic jaw"
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Old 06-28-2007, 02:41 AM   #2
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Re: Kobayashi Out with Arthritic Jaw

I was going to post this a couple days ago. It sucks because that american just beat him for the record and it would have been awesome for them to go heads up. Every time you hear about a food eating contest, his name comes up. Its funny that he became a name that many people knew and all he does is eat food. Would have been nice for that american to kick his ass on July 4th. USA USA!
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Old 06-28-2007, 03:01 AM   #3
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Hot Dog Eating Champ Diagnosed with Arthritic Jaw : People.com

Awesome! I now have a new alibi "Not tonight honey...I have arthritic jaw"

Yes, but only then the "Headaches" wold be stronger and even more chronic.
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Old 06-28-2007, 03:29 AM   #4
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Yes, but only then the "Headaches" wold be stronger and even more chronic.
True. Maybe I should have made the thread title "Kobayashi Can't Go Down with Arthritic Jaw...Weiner Sucking Career On Hold"

Hey it's 2:30am. Things get a little blue here at the Warpath after hours.

And on that note. Good night!
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Old 06-28-2007, 03:37 AM   #5
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True. Maybe I should have made the thread title "Kobayashi Can't Go Down with Arthritic Jaw...Weiner Sucking Career On Hold"

Hey it's 2:30am. Things get a little blue here at the Warpath after hours.

And on that note. Good night!

Not even I would have come up with that. Brilliant and hilarious! Yes, things do slow down a bit. Good Night SS.
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Old 06-28-2007, 03:40 AM   #6
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Re: Kobayashi Out with Arthritic Jaw

When people over here ask me who the most respected Japanese person is in America I say no question, it's kobayashi the hot dog kid, he beat us Americans at our own game.

Well THAT'S over with, now that he's pulled a Michelle Wie when it looked like he was going to lose.
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Old 06-28-2007, 03:54 AM   #7
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When people over here ask me who the most respected Japanese person is in America I say no question, it's kobayashi the hot dog kid, he beat us Americans at our own game.

Well THAT'S over with, now that he's pulled a Michelle Wie when it looked like he was going to lose.
Kobayashi over Ichiro?
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Old 06-28-2007, 03:57 AM   #8
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Kobayashi over Ichiro?
I know sarcasm and irony doesn't translate well over the internet, but come on, give me a break here.
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Old 06-28-2007, 09:05 AM   #9
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Kobayashi over Ichiro?
I might wager that more people know who the hot dog guy is than Ichiro.
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Old 06-28-2007, 09:14 AM   #10
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I might wager that more people know who the hot dog guy is than Ichiro.
I bet more people recognoze Ichiro's name but maybe more people know of "that Japanese guy that wins all those hot dog eating contests."
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Old 06-28-2007, 09:58 AM   #11
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Kobayashi!!

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Old 06-28-2007, 10:40 AM   #12
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I bet more people recognoze Ichiro's name but maybe more people know of "that Japanese guy that wins all those hot dog eating contests."
I'd think so.
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Old 06-28-2007, 11:10 AM   #13
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It appears he is now facing the unwinnable scenario.
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Old 06-28-2007, 12:11 PM   #14
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The whole thing is stupid.
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Old 06-28-2007, 12:17 PM   #15
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Re: Kobayashi Out with Arthritic Jaw

I hear Jenna Jameson has the same problem.
I must say................I hope it takes her longer than 12 sec/per dog
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