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Old 07-10-2007, 12:36 AM   #1
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Ok, so what you are telling me is that the laws of physics do not apply to the realm known as Earthquake2689. Good to know.
LOL...
try this EQ, when you're in the water...hold your breathe...don't try to inhale the liquid that surrounds you.
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Old 07-10-2007, 12:38 AM   #2
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LOL...
try this EQ, when you're in the water...hold your breathe...don't try to inhale the liquid that surrounds you.

really you arent supposed to breathe under water I didnt know that.
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Old 07-10-2007, 12:40 AM   #3
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really you arent supposed to breathe under water I didnt know that.

Why do you think that God gave you a blow hole?
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Old 07-10-2007, 12:41 AM   #4
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Why do you think that God gave you a blow hole?

to shoot out gravy.
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to shoot out gravy.

At least you are using it for something!
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At least you are using it for something!

Yeah I should go on "America's got talent"
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Yeah I should go on "America's got talent"

I would watch that episode.
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really you arent supposed to breathe under water I didnt know that.
If you can't swim...clearly that hasn't crossed your mind.
You can lay on your back when you hold your breath and just float. When people panic, they drown.
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If you can't swim...clearly that hasn't crossed your mind.
You can lay on your back when you hold your breath and just float. When people panic, they drown.

Yeah I noticed that. But it is a natural reaction to panic.
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Yeah I noticed that. But it is a natural reaction to panic.
You want swim lessons? My daughter can teach you.
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You want swim lessons? My daughter can teach you.

Ouch! My GF keeps trying to teach me and I am like "I dont wanna learn" I am a lazy ass right now. I need to get out of this phase.

Isnt your daughter like 8?
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Ouch! My GF keeps trying to teach me and I am like "I dont wanna learn" I am a lazy ass right now. I need to get out of this phase.

Isnt your daughter like 8?
I'm with you man. I can't swim either. No one in my immediate family can, except my brother who learned when he was like 21. It's kind of embarassing because I'm half Puerto Rican. I love the water and I go to the beach all the time just can't swim.

I had some bad experiences. When I was 3 or 4 I nearly drowned. I was passed out, my cousin saw me and saved me basically. I didn't go into a pool for about 7 years. Then I was at a pool party and decided what the hell. But then I broke my ribs in a freak accident in the pool.

I've always preferred the ocean to a pool but I would love to get in either and go swimming but I just can't bring myself to lift that second leg
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Ouch! My GF keeps trying to teach me and I am like "I dont wanna learn" I am a lazy ass right now. I need to get out of this phase.

Isnt your daughter like 8?
7, but close enough. She is on the Garrett Park Swim team.
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Yeah I noticed that. But it is a natural reaction to panic.
Not for me it's not...and not for people that can swim.
OK, I know I am going to sound rude quake...but seriously, learning to swim is very important. It's VERY easy, you just have to get over your initial fear. I LOVE to swim, and I LOVE the water...that is so because I learned how to swim when I was a kid. I've even won diving contests when I was an early teenager.
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Not for me it's not...and not for people that can swim.
OK, I know I am going to sound rude quake...but seriously, learning to swim is very important. It's VERY easy, you just have to get over your initial fear. I LOVE to swim, and I LOVE the water...that is so because I learned how to swim when I was a kid. I've even won diving contests when I was an early teenager.

Or maybe it is because you are a mermaid. But I am not afraid, just lazy.
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