The Never Ending Thread

[KLHJ2]

Originally Posted by Lady Brave

I have never given jsarno flack about going to bed early. I'd rather reserve all my flack for you. We came to the conclusion early on that everything is your fault. So therefore, you will always be the primary flack recipient.

My fault eh. I willingly accept the burden of responsibility. What's next do I have to accecpt the blame for EVE eating the forbidden fruit too. Woman gimme back my rib!

[Lady Brave]

Originally Posted by angryssg

My fault eh. I willingly accept the burden of responsibility. What's next do I have to accecpt the blame for EVE eating the forbidden fruit too. Woman gimme back my rib!

Actually you should bear the responsibility for the downfall of mankind. Eve was deceived, but Adam ate the fruit willingly and then tried to blame it on her. Well, technically he blamed God. "The woman you gave to me."

The bigger question is why God allowed the serpent in the garden to begin with. Hmmm...

[KLHJ2]

Originally Posted by Lady Brave

Actually you should bear the responsibility for the downfall of mankind. Eve was deceived, but Adam ate the fruit willingly and then tried to blame it on her.

The bigger question is why God allowed the serpent in the garden to begin with. Hmmm...

Actually Adam ate it out of love for EVE. Remember that Sin was not brought into the world until Adam ate it. Just another case of love being blind. See men are always getting screwed putting women on a pedastool.
He knew what was going to happen all along, He planned it that way.

[Lady Brave]

Originally Posted by angryssg

Actually Adam ate it out of love for EVE. Remember that Sin was not brought into the world until Adam ate it. Just another case of love being blind. See men are always getting screwed putting women on a pedastool.
He knew what was going to happen all along, He planned it that way.

Well, they were both like children and very naive. So their reasoning skills probably weren't the best when faced with temptation.

[KLHJ2]

Originally Posted by Lady Brave

Well, they were both like children and very naive. So their reasoning skills probably weren't the best when faced with temptation.

Just imagine if they were naive how stupid are we after generations of pre Moses incest. LOL. Just a joke.

[Lady Brave]

I've always had an issue as to why God chose to increase our pain when giving birth as our punishment. I mean, we have to put up with you guys, isn't that punishment enough?

[KLHJ2]

Originally Posted by Lady Brave

I've always had an issue as to why God chose to increase our pain when giving birth as our punishment. I mean, we have to put up with you guys, isn't that punishment enough?

Labor lasts a few hours. A circumcision takes 2 weeks to heal.

[Lady Brave]

Originally Posted by angryssg

Labor lasts a few hours. A circumcision takes 2 weeks to heal.

LOL... nice try. During labor is when a woman comes closest to death. No comparison there buddy.

[KLHJ2]

Originally Posted by Lady Brave

LOL... nice try. During labor is when a woman comes closest to death. No comparison there buddy.

If a man loses his manhood he is dead, so yes it is a valid comparison.

[Lady Brave]

Ok... later

[jsarno]

LOL...interesting to read the arguments.

God is all knowing, so he clearly knew what he was doing punishing you for eating the apple. It was your fault that man fell, so you should get the bigger punishment.

ps- getting hit in marbles HAS to hurt more than childbirth, it just doesn't last as long. When you have a contraction, you don't close your legs in pain, yet it's the only thing that can take any man completely down...hit hard enough, it can hurt so much that we throw up...and complete paralyzes us albeit breifly.

[12thMan]

Originally Posted by jsarno

LOL...interesting to read the arguments.

God is all knowing, so he clearly knew what he was doing punishing you for eating the apple. It was your fault that man fell, so you should get the bigger punishment.

ps- getting hit in marbles HAS to hurt more than childbirth, it just doesn't last as long. When you have a contraction, you don't close your legs in pain, yet it's the only thing that can take any man completely down...hit hard enough, it can hurt so much that we throw up...and complete paralyzes us albeit breifly.

Who said it was an apple?

[jsarno]

Originally Posted by 12thMan

Who said it was an apple?

Well, technically the bible says "fruit of the tree". But it is commonly accepted as an apple, and I believe it was called an apple in several different translations, so that's why it is commonly accepted as apple.

FYI- The NIV (the most common version of the bible now a days) does say fruit of the tree.

[70Chip]

Originally Posted by jsarno

Well, technically the bible says "fruit of the tree". But it is commonly accepted as an apple, and I believe it was called an apple in several different translations, so that's why it is commonly accepted as apple.

FYI- The NIV (the most common version of the bible now a days) does say fruit of the tree.

I prefer the KJV or the NASB. Of course, Adam should have ratted on Eve right away and God would have made him another mo betta woman.

[Lady Brave]

Originally Posted by 70Chip

I prefer the KJV or the NASB. Of course, Adam should have ratted on Eve right away and God would have made him another mo betta woman.

The New American Standard is the most accurate English translation, but it can be hard to follow. I like more contemporary versions (New Living Translation). I tried reading "The Message" but didn't like format of it. Plus, some of the language the author uses is lame. It sounds like some old guy trying to be hip and it comes off corny.

As far as Adam ratting on Eve, he should have. That is a prime example of a man not accepting the responsibility of being the spiritual leader of his household.