The Never Ending Thread

[gibbsisgod]

Originally Posted by angryssg

For the sake of arguement, how many times in a womans life will she give birth. Well, judging by the average American family 2 1/2, so we'll just round that up to 3. The average length of labor is approx 4 hours. So a woman will go through roughly 12 hours of terrible pain in her life due to labor.

Now a man gets hit in the nuts at least once a month for the duration of his life. Each shot in the nuts delivers sharp constant pain for about a period of 5 minuites. After 12 years of life we have already experienced the same amount of pain as a woman who bore three chiildren. We get circumcised on top of that!

To make matters worse, you girls can look foreward to menopause. We have to carry our tender sacks until death do us part.

Some Causes of tender sack include, but are not limited to.
Kicked
Punched
Grabbed
Squeezed
Sat on
Blue Balls
Kid jumped on your lap with flying knee to the groin. (My most common)
Impact from jumping off of something.
Baseball
Football helmet
Football
monkey bars
shoulder or shoulder pad
riding a horse
riding a bike
riding your wife
and last, but not least walking into a pole.

not that I want to argue with you on behalf of a woman but my wife has 3 kids and her shortest time in labor was 5 hours. Her longest was 19 hours. Where did you come up with the number 4.

[KLHJ2]

Originally Posted by gibbsisgod

not that I want to argue with you on behalf of a woman but my wife has 3 kids and her shortest time in labor was 5 hours. Her longest was 19 hours. Where did you come up with the number 4.

Hand to hand combat, some guys fight like sissies, but understandable when its life or death. But it happens in training occaisionally.