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Old 07-11-2007, 12:45 PM   #1
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For the sake of arguement, how many times in a womans life will she give birth. Well, judging by the average American family 2 1/2, so we'll just round that up to 3. The average length of labor is approx 4 hours. So a woman will go through roughly 12 hours of terrible pain in her life due to labor.
Just wanted to point out that woman are not in constant pain during labor. They happen in waves. The first labor pains could be 30 minutes apart and last 3 seconds. The last will be under 3 minutes in frequency and last maybe 5-9 seconds. Point being, it's not constant.
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Old 07-11-2007, 01:06 PM   #2
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Just wanted to point out that woman are not in constant pain during labor. They happen in waves. The first labor pains could be 30 minutes apart and last 3 seconds. The last will be under 3 minutes in frequency and last maybe 5-9 seconds. Point being, it's not constant.
My wife had what the doctors called "back labor" for 2 out of our 3 kids and let me tell you, she was in constant pain.
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My wife had what the doctors called "back labor" for 2 out of our 3 kids and let me tell you, she was in constant pain.
Well, there are always those complications...I am talking about the average pregnancy.
Trust me, I know about wierd pregnancies...I lost a daughter to one and almost a wife.
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Just wanted to point out that woman are not in constant pain during labor. They happen in waves. The first labor pains could be 30 minutes apart and last 3 seconds. The last will be under 3 minutes in frequency and last maybe 5-9 seconds. Point being, it's not constant.

Gee you think? After all of my children, I had no idea.
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Old 07-11-2007, 03:37 PM   #5
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Gee you think? After all of my children, I had no idea.

But your numbers refected a person that was in constant pain...they are not. So if you knew it, you should have tailored the numbers accordingly or made a side note that said does not include when they are not having labor pains...or something like that. That's all I'm saying.
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But your numbers refected a person that was in constant pain...they are not. So if you knew it, you should have tailored the numbers accordingly or made a side note that said does not include when they are not having labor pains...or something like that. That's all I'm saying.
I was giving women the benefit of the doubt. They needed all of the help that they could get in those numbers.
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