Your 2007 Redskins guarantee

[SmootSmack]

-Andre Carter will have a double-digit sack total

-We'll go for a field goal instead of a touchdown at some crucial point and the "Has Gibbs Lost It" threads will start

-Jason Campbell will have a 2:1 TD to INT ratio, let's say 22 and 11

-Earthquake will have at least 30 posts that say simply "Bad call ref!"

-Clinton Portis will have a 200 yard rushing game

-GTripp will write a "YTD comparison Campbell '07 vs. Brunell '06" thread around week 5

-Mike Espy will return a kick for a TD

-SBF will ask for his own forum specifically to start "Here are pictures of what I'm cooking this weekend" threads

-Carlos Rogers will drop an easy INT week one, but make up for it as the season goes on

-SmootSmack will drop a dozen names

-Redskins will go 11-5