I Bet I'm The Only One Here...

[ArtMonkDrillz]

Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

He was with his whole entourage when I went to Disney years ago. He was like, "Yo, see if that little white kid wants to ride with me."

It was mainly so I didn't crowd him because he was spilling over into mine.

I guess I could also put...

...been intimate with Patrick Ewing on Space Mountain.

I have a friend that literally would kill for that opportunity. Seriously, you've never met a bigger fan of any athlete ever in your life.

This whole thing reminds me of a guy I used to work with in high school. He's 6'8" or maybe a bit taller, and we used to get him to sit in the drivers seat of my old Geo Storm just so we could all have a nice laugh. His knees stuck out the window, which was comical.