I got mugged

[Monkeydad]

Originally Posted by hooskins

Yeah, been there and done that lol. And yes it is crazy.

You were jacked up by monkeys? You must share.

[hooskins]

Originally Posted by Buster

You were jacked up by monkeys? You must share.

Yeah so monkeys are crazy in India. They are everywhere, streets, rooftops, etc. The monkeys jacked my veggies. There are fruit and vegetable dealers that come by your neighborhood trying to sell you stuff. So I bought a couple for the house we were staying at, and right before I entered the door a monkey jumped in front of me and grabbed all the shit from my hands and ran.

It was scary as hell.

[ArtMonkDrillz]

Originally Posted by hooskins

Yeah so monkeys are crazy in India. They are everywhere, streets, rooftops, etc. The monkeys jacked my veggies. There are fruit and vegetable dealers that come by your neighborhood trying to sell you stuff. So I bought a couple for the house we were staying at, and right before I entered the door a monkey jumped in front of me and grabbed all the shit from my hands and ran.

It was scary as hell.

That's a much cooler story then the time a pelican walked up to my older sister (who was only like 6 at the time) and bit her on the leg for no reason. Shes still afraid of birds.

[Hog1]

Originally Posted by hooskins

Yeah so monkeys are crazy in India. They are everywhere, streets, rooftops, etc. The monkeys jacked my veggies. There are fruit and vegetable dealers that come by your neighborhood trying to sell you stuff. So I bought a couple for the house we were staying at, and right before I entered the door a monkey jumped in front of me and grabbed all the shit from my hands and ran.

It was scary as hell.

Hoo, you gotta' step up with the Monkey stuff. You can't afford to get that rep in the marsupial community!
It goes like this:
"You gotta' ask yourself........monkey...do you feel lucky today? Well, do ya'..........monkey????"
Then CAP his monkey ass!!! The rest of them will fall in line

[724Skinsfan]

hooskins, I feel for you, I really do but you should give it a couple days to let the super-emotions coursing through your veins settle down before you jump the gun and drop the charges. Give it a solid week and think about it at that time.

I do need to add that Charlottesville may have its share of the criminal elements but I doubt it would crack the top 250 worst crime cities.