Offiss Oh Offiss Where Art Thou?

[offiss]

Originally Posted by WillH

Before I get too personal, and get myself booted from this site: Matty I think you run a great site here, you mediate VERY well, and I appreciate almost all your contributions.

BUT, I feel like you give this same SAFE AS SH*% opinion every week!

We have Joe Gibbs to tell us that "any team can win up here." I know you're a mod and all, but what is your real opinion of this team? I feel like you're always criticizing every one's posts, whether it be after a loss when you say "here we go again, we lose and everyone flips out," or we win and are looking forward to the next game and say "this is gonna be a tough game, anyone can pull out a W."

Well, I'm gonna go out on the longest fucking limb of this tree here (As drunk as I am), and call you out!

Say something original for every gods' sake, instead of just calling out posters!

I like this guy. Willh stick to your guns don't aproach this site like Gibbs aproaches the second half of football games!!!!!!



This thread is hysterical it's amazing how much time you all spend thinking about me, but I do appreciate that. It seems when I am not around you all run out of things to talk about, kind of like liberal radio talk show hosts.

Fear not I am back to educate most of you. First and foremost, I haven't been able to log into this site for the past 2 weeks, I couldn't even access the site until I flushed the computer and got rid of the cookies, so I have been able after a week at least access the site but tonight is the first time I was able to log in how ironic.

Let me first start by calling out Smootsmack and your idiotic statement about my disappearing after wins, as usual you don't pay remotely any attention because your so busy trying to find something wrong with everyone here, aren't you the one always crying that I just can't enjoy a win? Isn't this basically what this entire thread is based on? Why don't you explain to everyone here how I mysteriously couldn't access this site, or log in for the first time in probably 5 years????

Now on to the game, Campbell as I predicted started to get more accurate, he wasnt just completing passes he was hitting his receivers in stride beautiful to see. As I also said they started to use Sellars more, to bad it took Joe 4 years and a lose to the Giants to figure this out, but it is nice to see regardless.

The biggest plus we can take out of this game is our defenses ability to shut down their offense, I had a bad feeling we were going to be in a shootout late in that game, didn't even come close.

But word to the wise to everyone who thinks we just stepped up into super bowl contention, remember this, we scored 34 points at home against a team who gave up 56 points to a lousy offensive team in the Eagles. If anyone thinks we will have anything remotely that easy against the Pack keep dreaming.

In closing anyone here who actually pays attention will know I never back down from a good fight.



PS, Portis was, and still is a big waste of money, and draft picks!
It's nice to be back!:cheeky-sm

[MTK]

Originally Posted by offiss

Fear not I am back to educate most of you. First and foremost, I haven't been able to log into this site for the past 2 weeks, I couldn't even access the site until I flushed the computer and got rid of the cookies, so I have been able after a week at least access the site but tonight is the first time I was able to log in how ironic.

Let me first start by calling out Smootsmack and your idiotic statement about my disappearing after wins, as usual you don't pay remotely any attention because your so busy trying to find something wrong with everyone here, aren't you the one always crying that I just can't enjoy a win? Isn't this basically what this entire thread is based on? Why don't you explain to everyone here how I mysteriously couldn't access this site, or log in for the first time in probably 5 years????

Well, if you cleared your cookies and now you can access the site again, sounds to me like you had some problems on your end. What would SS have to do with that??

[skinsguy]

Originally Posted by offiss

This thread is hysterical it's amazing how much time you all spend thinking about me, but I do appreciate that.

Well, what else are we going to think about when we're on the royal throne taking a crap?

Originally Posted by offiss

Fear not I am back to educate most of you. First and foremost, I haven't been able to log into this site for the past 2 weeks, I couldn't even access the site until I flushed the computer and got rid of the cookies, so I have been able after a week at least access the site but tonight is the first time I was able to log in how ironic.

BS. Flushing your cookies has nothing to do with not being able to get into this site. And if it was, why did it take your two weeks to figure that out. I'm calling BS on this one.

Originally Posted by offiss

Let me first start by calling out Smootsmack and your idiotic statement about my disappearing after wins, as usual you don't pay remotely any attention because your so busy trying to find something wrong with everyone here, aren't you the one always crying that I just can't enjoy a win?

You can't. And if YOU paid attention, you'd realize SS didn't start the thread.

Originally Posted by offiss

Now on to the game, Campbell as I predicted started to get more accurate, he wasnt just completing passes he was hitting his receivers in stride beautiful to see. As I also said they started to use Sellars more, to bad it took Joe 4 years and a lose to the Giants to figure this out, but it is nice to see regardless.

When was this said? All we have ever heard from you is that Patrick Ramsey never got a fair shot.

Originally Posted by offiss

In closing anyone here who actually pays attention will know I never back down from a good fight.

Well, of course not. That's all you come on the board to do. That is, unless you have problems with your "cookies".

[SmootSmack]

I will say that Offiss did say after the Giants game that they should give the ball to Sellers at the goal line. So I'll give him that.

And he did say a couple of weeks back that in time Campbell would improve his accuracy. Of course, he also said Campbell was too dumb to understand a playbook unless it was written in crayon. But I digress...

[skinsguy]

Originally Posted by SmootSmack

I will say that Offiss did say after the Giants game that they should give the ball to Sellers at the goal line. So I'll give him that.

And he did say a couple of weeks back that in time Campbell would improve his accuracy. Of course, he also said Campbell was too dumb to understand a playbook unless it was written in crayon. But I digress...

So there ya go. Offiss, tries to cover all bases no matter how much he contradicts himself.

[offiss]

Originally Posted by skinsguy

So there ya go. Offiss, tries to cover all bases no matter how much he contradicts himself.

The next intelligent thing you say will be your first. Just because you don't understand a statement doesn't make it a contradiction, but nice try!

[SmootSmack]

Originally Posted by offiss

The next intelligent thing you say will be your first. Just because you don't understand a statement doesn't make it a contradiction, but nice try!

What a way to use your 3,000th post

[skinsguy]

Originally Posted by offiss

The next intelligent thing you say will be your first. Just because you don't understand a statement doesn't make it a contradiction, but nice try!

Oooohhhhhh bbbbuuuurrrnnnnn! Not!

[SKINSnCANES]

Originally Posted by skinsguy

So there ya go. Offiss, tries to cover all bases no matter how much he contradicts himself.

If Offiss's defense, he has always maintained that the game has passed Joe Gibbs by, and for anyone that 'drinks the kool aid', then why would he take the play calling away from Saunders after he lead us down the field against the Giants, then waste a play, and call two obvious runs to our strong side of the oline against a stacked D.... If you think Gibbs is still (and I say still because this only refers to him currently as a coach) one of the top coaches in the league then why does he let his assistants call the plays and do their job well, and then when he calls the plays everything goes south...

Im sure everyone will lash out on this, and I wont be around much to defend it, but Joe Gibbs does not optimize his talent or his coaching staff. Analysts always blame Snyder for buying so many free agents, but he doesnt coach them and call the plays. The patriots just went out and signed virsus in Moss and Stallworth, paid top dollar for a line backer, traded for two other receivers...but according to the media they went out and got key acquisitions to fill their holes. But when synder does it hes overpaying and trying to buy a team.

We are lucky to have Saunders and Williams, and we would be a better team if they called every play of every game. Gibbs is a great leader, motivator, figure head. Im glad he came back, im glad he brings back fans and creates new ones. Im glad he was willing to admit that he needs to give up the play calling, but there was no reason for him to call the plays late in the Giants game, or to change Saunders game plan for the second half. Or do you think that Saunders decided that with two minutes left in the first half we shouldnt atleast try for a field goal? That is another Gibbs call, and why i say that our coaches name is Joe 'Vagina' Gibbs. I mean for crying out loud, the Lions were calling time outs so when they got the ball back they would have time to score. How can you argue that our coach isnt being a vagina when the other team even thinks that they can just stop us and then score, but we apparently dont have enough time on our own to score. Yes, going into the half with a lead is great and im sure he wishes we could not pass in the second half to be safe so we dont throw picks (hence him sucking brunells dick for so long, because brunell might not score, but he doesnt throw picks either).

Joe Gibbs started somethign great with his return, and I know we have the talent to be a playoff team, and they want to win, Gibbs gives them that heart that is so important to winning. I always cheer when we win, its not like im looking for somethign to complain about, and I want to drink the kool aid, but I really just wish Gibbs was our Mascot and figure head and not the coach. he needs to be a part of the organiztion, just stop freaking calling plays...

[skinsguy]

Originally Posted by SKINSnCANES

I really just wish Gibbs was our Mascot and figure head and not the coach. he needs to be a part of the organiztion, just stop freaking calling plays...

Even though I believe it's very distasteful if not down right sexist to call Joe Gibbs or anybody "Vagina", you are entitled to your opinion. Although, you'll probably not be making friends with the female fans on the board.

I believe people are forgetting that Saunders was brought into Washington to enhance Gibbs' style of offense..NOT to replace it. With that said, Gibbs has every right to call plays. He knows what he's doing.

[EternalEnigma21]

Originally Posted by SKINSnCANES

If Offiss's defense, he has always maintained that the game has passed Joe Gibbs by, and for anyone that 'drinks the kool aid', then why would he take the play calling away from Saunders after he lead us down the field against the Giants, then waste a play, and call two obvious runs to our strong side of the oline against a stacked D.... If you think Gibbs is still (and I say still because this only refers to him currently as a coach) one of the top coaches in the league then why does he let his assistants call the plays and do their job well, and then when he calls the plays everything goes south...

Im sure everyone will lash out on this, and I wont be around much to defend it, but Joe Gibbs does not optimize his talent or his coaching staff. Analysts always blame Snyder for buying so many free agents, but he doesnt coach them and call the plays. The patriots just went out and signed virsus in Moss and Stallworth, paid top dollar for a line backer, traded for two other receivers...but according to the media they went out and got key acquisitions to fill their holes. But when synder does it hes overpaying and trying to buy a team.

We are lucky to have Saunders and Williams, and we would be a better team if they called every play of every game. Gibbs is a great leader, motivator, figure head. Im glad he came back, im glad he brings back fans and creates new ones. Im glad he was willing to admit that he needs to give up the play calling, but there was no reason for him to call the plays late in the Giants game, or to change Saunders game plan for the second half. Or do you think that Saunders decided that with two minutes left in the first half we shouldnt atleast try for a field goal? That is another Gibbs call, and why i say that our coaches name is Joe 'Vagina' Gibbs. I mean for crying out loud, the Lions were calling time outs so when they got the ball back they would have time to score. How can you argue that our coach isnt being a vagina when the other team even thinks that they can just stop us and then score, but we apparently dont have enough time on our own to score. Yes, going into the half with a lead is great and im sure he wishes we could not pass in the second half to be safe so we dont throw picks (hence him sucking brunells dick for so long, because brunell might not score, but he doesnt throw picks either).

Joe Gibbs started somethign great with his return, and I know we have the talent to be a playoff team, and they want to win, Gibbs gives them that heart that is so important to winning. I always cheer when we win, its not like im looking for somethign to complain about, and I want to drink the kool aid, but I really just wish Gibbs was our Mascot and figure head and not the coach. he needs to be a part of the organiztion, just stop freaking calling plays...

goddamnit dude, just say pussy. act like you got a pair... if you're calling someone out and you call them a "vagina" you sound like dilbert calling out a crip...

[SKINSnCANES]

Originally Posted by canthetuna

goddamnit dude, just say pussy. act like you got a pair... if you're calling someone out and you call them a "vagina" you sound like dilbert calling out a crip...

how is saying 'act like you got a pair' anything different than saying youre acting like a pussy. I acutally said vagina because its an actual term and I thought pussy sounded more derogatory. The whole point was that I wish Gibbs 'got a pair' more often, and this is probably what Offiss was bitching about, that he says a bunch of football related things and you jump out at the part that has nothing to do with what I wrote.

Yes I said something in defense of offiss, but it was a thread, and it should be treated no different then if I was in support of signing a free agent or not or any other thread. I wrote about football and it came back to me having to defend myself...please...thats not the point of this forum, everything I wrote were facts about things that happened in the game.

At this point all i have to say is....

"Meg"
*tongue farting noise which i will refer to as beh, since i have no idea how to spell that noise*
"Meg Meg Meg"
beh beh beh
"meg......"
a quite version of beh....

atleast we can all agree on family guy, or is family guy sexist too, someoen going to snap at me...should i say Family 'we do not discriminate against any race, religion, or sex' show....

[SmootSmack]

Originally Posted by SKINSnCANES

If Offiss's defense, he has always maintained that the game has passed Joe Gibbs by, and for anyone that 'drinks the kool aid', then why would he take the play calling away from Saunders after he lead us down the field against the Giants, then waste a play, and call two obvious runs to our strong side of the oline against a stacked D.... If you think Gibbs is still (and I say still because this only refers to him currently as a coach) one of the top coaches in the league then why does he let his assistants call the plays and do their job well, and then when he calls the plays everything goes south.

Gibbs said he told Campbell the plays to run, indicating that Gibbs apparently had taken over the play-calling duties usually held by assistant coach Al Saunders. Later, Gibbs clarified his remarks, saying he was just reinforcing the plays called by Saunders to the young quarterback.

ESPN - Giants rally as defense holds Skins to 83 yards in second half - NFL Football Recap

[skinsguy]

Originally Posted by SmootSmack

ESPN - Giants rally as defense holds Skins to 83 yards in second half - NFL Football Recap

And there ya go. So much for someone stating "facts" eh?