What's your pet peeve?

[Lady Brave]

Crazy people. More specifically, "Crazy Milton".

He comes into my office every week asking for a copy of his mugshot to take to his psychiatrist. While he's waiting, he slaps his hands on my window and smooshes his face all over the glass. Then he starts yelling, "I'm a crackhead!" and goes on and on about some guy down the street rounding up children and cutting their fingers off.

Good times.