My Christmas wishes

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Originally Posted by BrudLee

1. I'd like there to be a new word that means "re-signed". That way, when I see a topic that says "Chris Cooley Resigned", I won't make gravy thinking that he quit.
2. I'd like all the school-children of the world to be taught the four "R's": Readin', Riting, Rithmatic, and how to spell "ridiculous".
3. A Wii.
4. Bulk money.
5. The continued good health of my children.
6. For the 2007 Washington Redskins to continue to honor the memory of Sean Taylor by their good deeds and their play on the field.
7. Did I say "Wii" yet?
8. The lustrous head of hair I had twenty years ago.
9. And on Earth, Peace and Good Will to all men.

I think we should use "kwyjibo" to mean re-signed. To wit:

Cooley kwyjibo'd for 7 years $49 million.