What To Say To Your Local Cowboy Fans!

[ashvirtually]

...my girlfriend is a diehard 'Boys fan, and she has NEVER been to Dallas or a Cowboys game at Texas Stadium...her reason for liking them?...a long time ago, she was dating a guy who was really into football, and during a game she just "picked" the Cowboys and rooted for them...apparently, they won the game and she has been a fan ever since...

...unbelievable, says I...she lives here and doesn't support her team...but I love watching football with her, because we can get some good smack-talk going...funny, she was already talking about weather conditions in Arizona (for the Superbowl) on Sunday morning, and I was like, "Woman, you haven't even won the divisional or championship yet - pump your brakes!"...

...we didn't watch the game together, and after that loss I didn't hear from her until Tuesday...

Little Eli and his Giants spanked Romo and the 'Boys.

At home.

In the playoffs.

Ouch.

...it's gonna take years to wash that taste out of their mouths!...

...and all I say to 'Boys fans after that embarrassing meltdown on Sunday is: LMFAO!...

...I may not get laid for a couple of weeks, but God, do I feel good...