announcer's gone crazy

GTripp0012 · 01-24-2008, 01:44 AM

Except it's not funny. By any possible standard.

Courtesy of PFT's Mike Florio, here are some funny roasts for an ex Notre Dame football player:

“Hey, Golic — after last season, Touchdown Jesus is now covering his eyes.”

“Hey, Golic — you don’t need NutriSystem to look thinner. Just go stand next to Charlie Weis.”

“Hey, Golic — did you take steroids when you went to Notre Dame, or did you just eat extra communion?”

F...Jesus. Seriously, if there's a punchline there, I must have missed it.

01-24-2008, 01:44 AM	#3
GTripp0012 Living Legend Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Evanston, IL Age: 38 Posts: 15,994	Re: announcer's gone crazy Except it's not funny. By any possible standard. Courtesy of PFT's Mike Florio, here are some funny roasts for an ex Notre Dame football player: “Hey, Golic — after last season, Touchdown Jesus is now covering his eyes.” “Hey, Golic — you don’t need NutriSystem to look thinner. Just go stand next to Charlie Weis.” “Hey, Golic — did you take steroids when you went to Notre Dame, or did you just eat extra communion?” F...Jesus. Seriously, if there's a punchline there, I must have missed it. __________________ according to a source with knowledge of the situation.

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