Zorn "probably the worst NFL hire of all time"??

[hooskins]

My favorite response:

# Whit Says:
February 11th, 2008 at 5:36 pm

I’m really glad that I read this article because now I can save myself the needless pain and suffering of reading another one by you, Tim. Seriously, I won’t even bash your opinion, your pathetic use of words strung hopelessly together as sentences was enough to render the right side of my brain completely useless for the next 30-45 minutes. I’ve got some friends up in the Bay area who could recommend some really top notch sixth grade level writing classes for you, if you don’t mind a couple hours of homework each night and the occasional pop quiz.

Of course, what can you really expect from a guy relegated to a blog on the gold standard of American journalism that is The San Jose Mercury News. I heard Webster’s is going to name Tim Kawakami as a new synonym for irrelevant in their next edition. I don’t want to be mean, but I’ve read Myspace pages with more intellectual insight than this piece. Seriously, Tim, when your readership breaks into double digits, shoot me an email. I’ll send you a box of cookies and a one way ticket out of the zeroth dimension of sports journalism that you’re currently wallowing in.