Loose Change

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Originally Posted by JoeRedskin

Ahh, but from the chaos God brought order.

Since we've had conspiracy theories, gambling, and conspriracy theory redux (did I miss one?), I just thought I'd threadjack it into a religious debate about the essence of the universe.

Now, if we can just work in the Simpsons, the Nazis and a sprinkling of cowboy hate, we would have the beginnings of another epic thread.

Bart: OK, it's not painfully clear the adults are definitely paving the way for an invasion by the saucer people.

Milhouse: You fool! Can't you see it's a massive government conspiracy?
Or have they gotten to you too?

Lisa: Hey! Hey, hey, stop it! Stop it! Why are you guys jumping to such ridiculous conclusions? Haven't you ever heard of Occam's Razor? "The simplest explanation is probably the correct one."

Bart: So what's the simplest explanation?

Lisa: I don't know. Maybe they're all reverse vampires and they have to get home before dark.

Everyone: Aah! Reverse vampires! Reverse vampires!