Essential skills every man must know

[firstdown]

Originally Posted by Buster

Speak a foreign language? Describe wine in a sentence? Recite a poem? Create a playlist of ten songs that say a message to someone?


What homo wrote some of these?

I'm sorry, he's probably European.



Replace some of these with:

*Inject yourself or someone else with a needle.
*Watch a baby being born without fainting (Sorry, A-Rod!)
*Change oil in a car without paying someone $50.
*Hit a target with a gun...moving or not.
*Realize that Patrick Ramsey is the closest thing to a female NFL player we'll ever see.

Speaking of old Patrick Ramsey.
I truned on the golf channel the other night and their he was winning some kind of sports celeb. tournament. He had a one stroke (maybe two stroke) lead going into the last hole. He duffed a shot and ended up in a tie. They had a playoff hole and he duffed another shot and lost. Man that brought back to many memories.

[EternalEnigma21]

Originally Posted by firstdown

Speaking of old Patrick Ramsey.
I truned on the golf channel the other night and their he was winning some kind of sports celeb. tournament. He had a one stroke (maybe two stroke) lead going into the last hole. He duffed a shot and ended up in a tie. They had a playoff hole and he duffed another shot and lost. Man that brought back to many memories.

who was his celebrity?

[ArtMonkDrillz]

Originally Posted by firstdown

Speaking of old Patrick Ramsey.
I truned on the golf channel the other night and their he was winning some kind of sports celeb. tournament. He had a one stroke (maybe two stroke) lead going into the last hole. He duffed a shot and ended up in a tie. They had a playoff hole and he duffed another shot and lost. Man that brought back to many memories.

I haven't dusted this one off in awhile: Does anyone want to buy a slightly used Patrick Ramsey replica jersey? I'll sell it to you for $1.13 and a stick of Big Red.