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Old 05-30-2008, 09:36 AM   #1
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The problem with Mariah Carey now is that she's pushing 40. And that's not to say that there aren't any hot older women, but the business has been rough on Mariah.
I agree. In the early 90's you would be in the minority to not find Mariah attractive. Not even ten years later she had already started to age pretty badly. With that being said I highly doubt that the average single man on this site would kick her out of bed. She is not the hottest woman on the planet, but she is not disgusting either.

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Old 05-30-2008, 10:09 AM   #2
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I agree. In the early 90's you would be in the minority to not find Mariah attractive. Not even ten years later she had already started to age pretty badly. With that being said I highly doubt that the average single man on this site would kick her out of bed. She is not the hottest woman on the planet, but she is not disgusting either.
Her choice of dress isn't helping her. She dresses like she is a 16 year old street walker. The Marissa Miller video really places this point into relief. She went out there in some designer jeans and a fitted Cubs jersey (maybe it's just me, but I don't think it gets much better than a gorgeous woman in a well fitted jersey). She's got the body to wear anything she wants, or nothing at all (as opposed to Maria's ponch), but she went with the classy look. Her arm is just the icing on the cake. I have been a fan of hers for a while, but wow.

BTW, anyone who thought it looked like Tony Romo's girlfriend should get a three day ban. That is just insulting.
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Old 06-01-2008, 07:05 AM   #3
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Her choice of dress isn't helping her. She dresses like she is a 16 year old street walker. The Marissa Miller video really places this point into relief. She went out there in some designer jeans and a fitted Cubs jersey (maybe it's just me, but I don't think it gets much better than a gorgeous woman in a well fitted jersey). She's got the body to wear anything she wants, or nothing at all (as opposed to Maria's ponch), but she went with the classy look. Her arm is just the icing on the cake. I have been a fan of hers for a while, but wow.

BTW, anyone who thought it looked like Tony Romo's girlfriend should get a three day ban. That is just insulting.
I agree, she's a 40 year old dressing like a 16 year old. She needs to start dressing her age, she's not a spring flower anymore. I'm not saying she's entirely bad looking, but it really does look like age is catching up to her with every passing day.
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Old 05-30-2008, 01:09 PM   #4
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The problem with Mariah Carey now is that she's pushing 40. And that's not to say that there aren't any hot older women, but the business has been rough on Mariah.
Well, I'm pushing forty, and I'm only getting better looking. Of course, I'm a guy, so...
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Re: Worst first pitch EVER

she's so dumb and skanky... its hard not to get unnerved by her existence and constant reminders thereof.
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Old 05-29-2008, 09:07 PM   #6
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Damn that has to be one of the most horrible pitches I've ever seen lol. I mean shit she could at least put a little effort into it. And yes she's a skank and a whore and everything else associated with that.
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Old 05-30-2008, 06:49 AM   #7
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Yeah I'm curious too. Is that Marissa Miller? That's the only Marissa I can think of lol.
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Old 05-30-2008, 07:37 AM   #8
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Although I hadn't noticed the Simpson likeness until you mentioned it, Yes - that is Marissa "way too f'ing hot" Miller.

As a photographer for Playboy, htownskinfan, I would have expected you to know that.

I volunteer to paint her body for her next SI photo shoot.
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Old 05-30-2008, 08:19 AM   #9
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Re: Worst first pitch EVER

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As a photographer for Playboy, htownskinfan, I would have expected you to know that.

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Old 05-30-2008, 01:12 PM   #10
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Brud, naturally there are exceptions to every rule...
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NOTICE: To anyone who confused Marissa Miller with Jessica Simpson, please report out back. Your flogging will commence shortly.
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Old 05-30-2008, 05:06 PM   #12
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Re: Worst first pitch EVER

since i dont know who marissa is,i'd say its an easy mistake,and even though its no longer cool to think j simpson is hot,she still is,not saying marissa miller isnt hotter,I'm just saying...
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Old 05-30-2008, 07:05 PM   #13
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that was pretty pathetic but nothing compares to the Carl Lewis throw a few years back. Lewis should just stick to track cuz first he ruined the National Anthem and then we threw an opening pitch like a 2 year old.
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