Warpath Confessions

[TheMalcolmConnection]

I took an upper decker at a party every weekend because I didn't like the douche that owned the house. He had a plumber come every other week wondering what happened.

[ArtMonkDrillz]

Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

I took an upper decker at a party every weekend because I didn't like the douche that owned the house. He had a plumber come every other week wondering what happened.

There was this one house in college that used to have these huge parties all the time, and I used to always piss all over the bathroom because I hated the guys that lived there. I don't know why I went to so many parties there because I never had fun.

[TheMalcolmConnection]

Originally Posted by ArtMonkDrillz

There was this one house in college that used to have these huge parties all the time, and I used to always piss all over the bathroom because I hated the guys that lived there. I don't know why I went to so many parties there because I never had fun.

HAHAHAHA! I mean I always had fun when I went, but I just hated the guy who hosted. He always had this camo hat and popped pink collar. The DEFINITION of douchebag.