Dallas sucks beer koozie

[Skinny Tee]

I'd prefer mine with Redskins colors and not what looks to be the cowboy's.

and I'm not an alcoholic or anything, at least I don't think I am, but beers that I am drinking are not lasting long enough to necessitate a cozy.

Only a woman would think of something like a cozy...when guys drink from a cozy it seems like this is the message they want to convey is..."My wife is cool with letting me drink beer today"

A beer cozy is like a signed permission slip from your wife that you're allowed to taste beer that day....btw I'm not married or knocking it, I just can't stand something as useless as a beer cozy.