Cooley's 2008 Beard Growing Contest

[LMsexyAO]

How do we go about for voting Chris Cooley Man of the Year??

[RobH4413]

God, I wish I could grow a beard.

I can just grow that semi-opaque unhygienic-looking half beard with inconsistent hair patches everywhere. I just end up looking like I should be working at the county fair or something. It's depressing.


What makes it worse (this is probably the most random story I've ever told w/in a thread) is that one day in confession many years ago, my crazy long bearded priest asked me what I wanted for Christmas that year. It was probably the middle of June and he was probably going senile, so I simply blurted off, "Nintendo 64" or something like that.

He then looked at me and said, "No, You want a beard for Christmas."

I laughed it off at the time... but now I seriously do want a beard for Christmas, or at least some wicked handlebars.