NFL unveils new fan code of conduct

[over the mountain]

i received 2 infraction probation things from the skins last year, both heart breaking losses to the bills and giants. i am going to make a real effort to be able to control my complete hatred of opposing fans after an emotionally invested last second loss.

that being said i will still stand up on most defensive plays and if you tell me to sit on a 3rd down stand i will make you my 3rd infraction.

instead of cursing opposing fans tell them things like "your mommas got 2 left feet" or if they are fat and wearing a romo jersey "what'd you do, eat romo and steal his jersey?"

either way, slowly the self appointed "stadium warriors" will be making way for middle-class financially secure families.

go skins!