What Happened To Portis Last Night?

[over the mountain]

if your best defensive player played kickball with OTM in elementary school and he was designing suits until the he was signed half way thru last season . . . you might be the bengals.

If a guy actually changed his name to "ocho cinco" . . . you might be the bengals.

If you cut a thug wr saying you are not going to allow that kind of person in your locker room then turn around and re-sign him a few months later . . . you might be the bengals.

if you havent beaten your rival steelers at their house in 13 plus years . . . you might be the bengals.

if your fans were the first to invent the brown paper bag over their heads . . . you might be the bengals (ok i took an educated guess on this one)

man i hope we dont lose to the bengals.