obama is taking my $

[Trample the Elderly]

Originally Posted by saden1

You'll get your money back when I get my money back for the Iraq war. In the meantime a little self reflection might be in order. The truth is better than 50% of Americans don't give a shit about you, especially with your "first world" attitude. I would go even further and state that they care more about godforsaken turders than you.


My granddaddy aways said attitude takes you to altitudes. From the sound of things you seem hunkered down.

Self-reflection? Are you posting from a monastary? Forgive me if I'm not as enlightened as you. Answer some questions for me. I'm sure you can answer because you're spiritual.

(1) What was God thinking when he made mosquitos?

(2) If God is a woman, is she a Redhead, Blonde, or a Brunette?

(3) What would chairs look like if people's knees were on the back of their legs?

(4) How can I bend space so that I can get to Jupiter from Earth in 2.5 seconds. E-mail the answer to NASA. They want to know this one too.

(5) Is it possible to do a Jedi mind trick in real life?

(6) What kind of Barbecue sauce does Jesus prefer, Teriyaki or Honey-Mustard?

(7) Is break dancing really dancing or acrobatics?

I'll be holding my breath for the answers and doing some self-reflection.