How Low Can It Go?

[70Chip]

Update: The Dow was up today closing at 6875. The updated predictions are below. If anyone made a guess that I missed, please advise.

jsarno: 6000
Schneed10: 6000
Mattyk72: 6000
SmootSmack: 5800
djnemo65: 5500
GMScud: 5100
redskinjim: 5000
Saden1: 5000 (not out of the question)
FRPLG: 4900
Slingin Sammy 33: 4800
Buster: 3500
70Chip: 3499
Chimpy: 1800
CRedskinsRule: 0
That Guy: < 0 (possibly)

[GMScud]

Originally Posted by 70Chip

Update: The Dow was up today closing at 6875. The updated predictions are below. If anyone made a guess that I missed, please advise.

jsarno: 6000
Schneed10: 6000
Mattyk72: 6000
SmootSmack: 5800
djnemo65: 5500
GMScud: 5100
redskinjim: 5000
Saden1: 5000 (not out of the question)
FRPLG: 4900
Slingin Sammy 33: 4800
Buster: 3500
70Chip: 3499
Chimpy: 1800
CRedskinsRule: 0
That Guy: < 0 (possibly)

LOL!

[70Chip]

Yes. Chimpy is quite bearish which surprises me. Perhaps it's the Xanax tea.

[djnemo65]

Originally Posted by 70Chip

Yes. Chimpy is quite bearish which surprises me. Perhaps it's the Xanax tea.

LOL, actually Chimpy's descent into nihilism has been well documented. Did you ever hear about the circus incident in which, at a particularily important show, Chimpy halted his acrobatics mid performance and, in a rage, began yelling at the crowd, "what is it all for!? Flipping for you peasants like a goddamn monkey in a cage, getting some money, only to die at the end! WHY! Money can't save you! There is no god! Burn it all down! Wake up you primates, life is meaningless!"

Chimpy was never the same after that. Some blame the drugs, but I blame the darkness that exists in his soul.