Government buys $1T of securities

[70Chip]

Bernanke seems convinced he knows what he's doing. I hope so because he's printing money like a 3rd world dictator on crystal meth. There are possible downsides. Inflation, hyper-inflation, stagnation, stagflation, deflation, lack of job creation, depreciation, investment cessation, stock-market gyrations, an influx of Haitians, trouble at the United Nations, exploitation, signing bonus pro-rations, rotting foundations, strange combinations, unholy federations, bad vibrations, widespread starvation, 70Chip's sedation, spiraling taxation, increasing privation, a 4 man rotation, increasing lactation fascination, bankrupt corporations, sexual frustrations at the lack of penetrations or poor lubrications, god damnation, artificial insemination, cardio-pulmonary resuscitation, and institutionalization.