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04-02-2009, 02:47 PM

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BrudLee

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Re: Ask ME anything.

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Originally Posted by gibbsisgod

How do I tell my wife she is fat? Could you do it for me?

I'd be happy to tell your wife she's fat. I do have a few questions first:

Was she fat before you married her? If so, that's all on you.
Are we talking crazy fat? I mean, when you poke her in the belly, does it leave a dent?
Is your wife prone to violence? This isn't a deal-breaker, I just like to be prepared.

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