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[BrudLee]

Originally Posted by EARTHQUAKE2689

If Jimmy cracks corn and no ones cares then why does he do it?

The same reason guys do anything - he believes it impresses the ladies.

Originally Posted by EARTHQUAKE2689

If I leave my 5 year old home alone will he foil 2 criminals?

You'd better hope not. If you leave your 5 year old home alone, the two criminals are you and your wife/girlfriend/life partner.

Originally Posted by EARTHQUAKE2689

When you close the fridge does the light actually turn off?

Yes. Don't feel bad though - your food can see in the dark.

Originally Posted by EARTHQUAKE2689

Do you know Matt Leinart personally, cause Mark Sanchez does?

Curiously, I have a friend who lived in Tempe, so I've been in the same restaurant as Leinart twice. He seems like a nice enough guy, although I doubt he'll ever be a force in the league unless he can focus on the field as much as he does on the ladies.

Originally Posted by EARTHQUAKE2689

How old is 15 really?

I'm not sure I like where this is going...

Originally Posted by EARTHQUAKE2689

Should the age of consent be lowered??

Nope. I don't like where this is going at all.

The unwritten law about "dating" people younger than you is half plus seven. Let's say you're twenty four. Half plus seven is 19. Could you date an 18 year old? It's a little desperate.
What if you're fifty? Half plus seven is thirty-two. A stretch? Perhaps. But thirty-one? C'mon, gramps.

Originally Posted by EARTHQUAKE2689

Why can I go to war at 18 but can't drink till 21?

Because we are, as a nation, afraid of looking soft on substance abuse.

The rule should be eighteen for everything, including driving. It should also be harder to get a driver's license, and the penalties for DUI should revoke licenses for longer.