Glory Glory Hallelujah! Redskins Reportedly Sign RB Marcus Mason

[Monkeydad]

Originally Posted by ArtMonkDrillz

I think you're on to something! I think he might in fact be the second coming.

Think about it: Jesus was a carpenter; Marcus is a Mason. He wears #23 which is twice as many apostles minus that backstabber Judas. Both of their first names end in "us". Marcus keeps resurrecting his way to our preseason roster. They both walk on water. They can both lead the league in preseason rushing yards. And they're both God's gift to us.

Doubling 11 (12-Judas) is 22.

Carlos Rogers is a gift from God.

[CRedskinsRule]

Originally Posted by Buster

Doubling 11 (12-Judas) is 22.

Carlos Rogers is a gift from God.

But you add back in the disciple who replaced Judas so that becomes 23. see.