Alexander Shapes Up for Newest Position

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I love how he is following Cooley's workout. Cooley strikes me as a natural athlete who doesn't have the predisposition to workout. I always imagined Cooley's workout went something like this.

1) Wakeup..bang hot wife
2) Watch TV and play Madden for two hours.
3) Bang hot wife again.
4) Eat 6000 calorie lunch and drink 4 Jager Bombs.
5) More Madden..maybe some pool
6) Eat 5000 calorie dinner.
7) Take shower
8) Bang wife
9) Take another shower and gte drssed for clubbing
10) Drink everyone under the table
11) Pass out in the Hummer while Tanner drives him home.
12) rinse repeat


I guess not.