Next up on HBO's 'Hard Knocks'...

[Missin21]

Originally Posted by Paintrain

As much as I hate them, I still enjoyed watching last year's Hard Knocks. Part of it is me being a football geek and loving anything behind the scenes but a I also found it funny how arrogant the Cowboys were and seeing the obvious cracks in their armor just by watching the show.

I'm a Homer. I hate anything that involves the Dallas Cowboys. Anything. I hate their team, their retarded fans, their toilet bowl of a stadium (at least now it has a lid to close), their owner, every player, every former player, every former coach, every square inch of their stinking, ugly city. I hate them, I hate them, I hate them. I even have a "Cowboys Suck" tattoo to express just how much I hate them.

That being said, I hate the Cowboys. You want to torture me? Don't cut my fingers off or break my kneecaps...no no. Force me to watch that shit & I'll talk. I'll tell you whatever you want to know. I'll tell you that I will marry your dog, but PLEASE don't make me watch that shit.











Did I mention that I hate the Cowboys?