chat with a stranger

[jamf]

Stranger: привет
You: Yeah
You: I feel the same way
Stranger: пошел на хуй
You: No, it hasn't leaked since I got that shot.
Stranger: это сделал мой
You: Sorry man, I didn't know she was your mom.
Stranger: что штраф
You: No, I didn't know he was your dad either.
You: But it was alot of fun!
Stranger: делать за баррель ролл
You: Oh yeah, All the time. Especially midget porn
You: Bridgette the midget is hot
Stranger: DO A BARREL ROLL
You: <--- Did a barrel roll
Stranger: делать за баррель ролл
Stranger: DO A BARREL ROLL
You: like I said, midget porn
Stranger: Cool man
You: Yeah
Stranger: Ever used google translator?
You: no
Stranger: neither have i
You: I purchased $280 worth of booze today
Stranger: BS.
You: seriously, I am going to a party.
You: at a beach.
Stranger: Why the hell do you need that much
You: Well for starters, i'm not very handsome
Stranger: lol
You: and I'm out of roofies.
Stranger: i cant swim drunk, so id be ****ed
Stranger: i almost drowned at beach once for that reason
You: Bummer
You: the worst part is sandy vaginas.
You: it hurts...
Stranger: use a wet vac
You: thats a good idea!
Stranger: i know
You: I need to stop at the store for a wetvac and fabreeze, just incase ...
Stranger: get some oxyclean too
You: Hmmm
You: I was thinking about one of those pine tree airfresheners and hanging it from her belly button ring...
Stranger: i much prefer new car smell fresheners